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1. Make Anal Gay Again: The Greatest Love Story of the Century (and some change) by spookyscaryfaggot

   Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, Gravity Falls, Avatar: The Last Airbender (Cartoon 2005), My Little Pony Generation 4: Friendship is Magic (Cartoon 2010), Rick and Morty, politicians - Fandom, United States Government, Donald Trump - Fandom, Political RPF - US 21st c.  

   • Explicit
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
   • F/F, F/M, Gen, M/M, Multi, Other
   • Work in Progress

   23 Jul 2026

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Major Character Death
   • Joe Biden/Donald Trump
   • Elon Musk/Donald Trump
   • Vladimir Putin/Donald Trump
   • Bill Clinton/Donald Trump
   • Joe Biden/Barack Obama
   • Barack Obama/Donald Trump
   • Joe Biden/Elon Musk/Donald Trump
   • Joe Biden/Elon Musk
   • Erika Frantzve Kirk/Melania Trump
   • Erika Frantzve Kirk/Nicki Minaj
   • Erika Frantzve Kirk/Kamala Harris
   • Barack Obama/Sonic the Hedgehog
   • Donald Trump
   • Elon Musk
   • Joe Biden
   • Barack Obama
   • Vladimir Putin
   • Erika Frantzve Kirk
   • Melania Trump
   • Nicki Minaj
   • Kamala Harris
   • Barron Trump
   • Sonic the Hedgehog
   • Bill Cipher
   • Cabbage Man (Avatar)
   • Princess Celestia (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)
   • Twilight Sparkle (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)
   • Rick Sanchez (Rick and Morty)
   • Mitch McConnell
   • Ben Shapiro
   • Charlie Kirk
   • Morty Smith
   • Abortina (original character)
   • Satan
   • JD Vance
   • Smut
   • Romantic Fluff
   • Crack
   • Cocaine
   • Crack cocaine
   • Crack Crossover
   • Crack Relationships
   • Angst
   • Soooo much angst
   • Angst and Tragedy
   • Tragic Backstory
   • Tragic Romance
   • I'm too lazy to write down everything
   • ya ya ya i am lorde
   • butt pregnancies oooooh
   • abortions
   • Religion
   • God is a horse
   • Not Beta Read

   Summary

   This is a story full of traitors, trials, and testosterone levels so low you'd need 69 bottles of Viagra to get that dick to reach the high bar that is in hell. Welcome to the clownish, Kardashian-esque social circle that is United States politics!

   Happy 250th, America.

   Language:

   English

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   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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