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1. wish you were here right now (all of the things i'd do) by deadeyemotor

   Fandoms: Eddsworld - All Media Types  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   11 Aug 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Tom/Tord (Eddsworld)
   • Tom (Eddsworld)
   • Tord (Eddsworld)
   • Matt (Eddsworld) mentioned
   • Edd (Eddsworld) mentioned
   • Phone Sex
   • they're both inebriated but its consensual
   • sub top tom if you squint
   • they are weird switches to me okay
   • Trans Tord (Eddsworld)
   • yearning covered with lust
   • Past Relationship(s)
   • Mutual Masturbation
   • Reminiscing
   • Porn with Feelings
   • Porn With Some Plot
   • No Beta We Die Like Jon
   • Title from a Doja Cat Song
   • Drunk Dialing
   • Idiots in Love
   • oops who said that

   Summary

   tom and tord get inebriated . no they cannot keep it in their pants (even if it's over the phone!)

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   3,169

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

   6

   Kudos:

   101

   Bookmarks:

   7

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