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  1. oops! ... i did it again by for topoisomerase

    Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)  

    10 Jul 2026

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    "I did not," Mydei said firmly. "Sleep with this … Phainon Khaslana."

    The sudden sound of a notification rang from his phone. Mydei pulled it out, swiping up, only to pause.

    Big Dick from ENG • now

    hey! mydei, right? this is phainon, from the frat party? sorry, i know it might seem weird to text you all out of the blue, but I had a lot of fun last night! i was wondering, maybe we could meet up?

    Mydei stared. Really, all he did was stare.

    "Oh god," he said. "Oh god, Cipher, fuck, I may have slept with Phainon Khaslana."

    Or, Mydei tries to prove that despite what he may have said in a drunken state—

    • He did not sleep with Phainon Khaslana, whoever that is.
    • Phainon Khaslana is not as … well-endowed as Mydei had decided to exaggerate while under the influence.
    • Phainon Khaslana does not have erectile dysfunction.

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