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Googol was the wife of Googolplex. Googolplex was a very strong alpha male, who had strong Standard Googology (SG) DNA in him. He thought that his kid would ever be one of those immoral, sinful Fictional Googology (FG) numbers. Googol was also a SG number, and it ran heavily in her blood. She knew FGs were degenerate salads, nothing but a disgrace to SG.
It was a sunny day outside in Googoland. Meameamealokkapoowa and Googolchime were playing in the Googolopark's sandbox. All of a sudden, Googol's water broke.
"NEIN!" Googol yelled, her water still breaking. "NEIN! NEIN! NEIN!". Googolplex decided to use the Googoloporter to teleport the both of them to hospital.
Timeskip to the pregnancy
"PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" said Googolplex, SCREAMING!
"Я давлю!!!! 頑張っています！Es kommt raus!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" Googol replied, pushing very hard.
The Googology soon popped out.
"Googolobrilliant! I love our new-" Googolplex paused, looking utterly nauseated. "WHAT?!?!??!?! You let a dirty, stupid Fictional Googology be birthed by you?!?!?! What are you, a monster?!?!??!?!?!" He yelled in a high pitch that sounds like one of those school whistles. "I'm DIVORCING you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How dare you!!!!" He stormed off, steam coming out of his ears from anger, very much like a cartoon character. He was also physically red just like in cartoons. He let off a grand fart while walking away, and it filled the room with stench.
"Ew wtf is this smell" Googol complained. It smelt of Math haters in the whole room, causing everyone to die instantly.