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communists mark: hello engel
free angels: hi marx
communist mark: engel give me money
free angels: NO
stalling: what is going on
communist mark: i hate you stal
stalling: nooo
communist mark: *eviscerates stal* hhaahhaah
stalling: *disintegrates*
communist mark: alright anyways give me money engel
free angels: fine *gives money*
communist mark: thank you engel
lean in: hi
communist mark: goated coms/socs can go to my house
lean in: can i come
communist mark: welcome to my house
sang car: can i come
communist mark:welcome to my house
stalling: can i-
communist mark: NO *eviscerates stal*
stalling: *disintegrates*
check guava: hi
fee dell: hi
communist mark: welcome to my house
add all hitter: hi
mouse leany: hi
here heat: hi
communist mark: wth bro *eviscerates the axisling*
the axisling: noooooooo *follows leader*
communist mark: ahahahahahhahah
jim jung jun: hi
communist mark: stoo it
jim jung jun: aw man *leaves*
troy ski: hi
lean in: welcome to our house
communist mark: great house hold yay
lean in: do we invite mao zedong
communist mark: idk
lean in: ok
free angels: ok
meow see young: hi
communist mark: we will think about it
troy ski: for now you gotta leave
meow see young: aw man bye *leaves*
communist mark: anyways lets have dinner comrades
the commies: yay *eats dinner*
communist mark: W communism
the commies: *finished dinner* W communism
add all hitter: yo mussolini wanna raid them
mouse leany: hell yeah
add all hitter: how about you hirohito
here heat: no
add all hitter: ok
mouse leany: so when to we attack?
add all heater: in 3... 2... 1... GO!!!
the axisling: *breaks in the house and starts breaking EVERYTHING!!!!*
communist mark: WHAT NOOO
the commies: we have to stop them!!!!
communist mark: wait.... stalins big spoon!!!!
the commies: wait yeah!!!!
the axisling: *still destroying everything*
communist mark: *calls stalin on a wephone17* stalin?
stalling: yes karl marx
communist mark: we need you here NOW!!!!!
stalling: ok karl marx im already going there
stalling: *arrives in the communal house*
communist mark: hey stalin the axislings are destroying everythinf can you use your comically large spoon???
axisling: *still destroying everything*
add all hitter: hahahahhahaha nein nein enin nein
mouse leany: *breaking everything upside down*
here heat: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.................................
stalling: BIG SPOON POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
big spoon: *starts glowing red and yellow very triumphantly
stalling: *brings down the spoon to obliterate the axis powers*
add all hitter: *destroying everything* ahhahahaha nein ne- *gets obliterated by stalin's big spoon*
mouse leany: OMG WHAT WH- *gets obliterated by stalin's big spoon*
here heat: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...........................
communist mark: thank you so much stalin!!!! you can come in the communal house
stalling: thank you karl marx so much
the commies: yay yay yay yay
communist mark: wait some of our stuff are destroyed by the axisling... thankfully we have no money so lets just fix it with our proletariat powers
the commies: *focuses all their energy onto their hands to shoot out proletariat beams to fix everything*
the house: *gets fixed*
the commies: yay the house is now fixed!!!
communist mark: amazing work