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1. like real people do by mitsukiris for tiramiausu

   Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   15 Jul 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Clark Kent/Bruce Wayne
   • Bruce Wayne
   • Clark Kent
   • Background & Cameo Characters
   • Alternate Universe - Vampire
   • Alternate Universe - No Batman
   • Clark Kent is Superman
   • Bruce Wayne is Not Batman
   • Vampire Bruce Wayne
   • Explicit Language
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • Top Clark Kent/Bottom Bruce Wayne
   • Service Top Clark Kent
   • Alien/Vampire Relationship
   • Morally Ambiguous Bruce Wayne
   • Possessive Clark Kent
   • Protective Clark Kent
   • Blood Drinking
   • Consensual Blood Drinking
   • Masturbation
   • Mutual Masturbation
   • Pining Clark Kent
   • Clark Kent Has a Crush on Bruce Wayne
   • Clark Kent Has a Large Penis
   • Clark Kent Has an Alien Penis
   • its a pretty big dick guys
   • Biting
   • Biting Kink
   • Oral Sex
   • Sexual Overstimulation
   • Anal Fingering
   • Anal Sex
   • Semi-Public Sex
   • Blow Jobs With Teeth
   • Public Blow Jobs
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • Additional Warnings in Author's Note
   • Porn with Feelings
   • Porn with Plot
   • this has more plot than porn i fear
   • POV Clark Kent
   • Not Beta Read
   • Inspired by a Hozier Song
   • Song: Like Real People Do (Hozier)

   Summary

   so i will not ask you why you were creeping... in some sad way i already know.

   or: More God than man, Clark Kent has come to find his life predictable. Always the same. Every single day. He is not expecting it to change, until he is bitten by a vampire. Why did it feel so good? Why did the idea of being vulnerable hit him the way it did? Why can't he stop thinking about the vampire who did this? How are vampires even real? How is a man as beautiful as Bruce Wayne a possibility? Could the universe be so kind? Could the universe be so cruel?

   Series

   • Part 2 of vampire chronicles

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   21,320

   Chapters:

   4/9

   Comments:

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