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Curse the Gods (And Their Curiosities) by ISteppedOnALego
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
23 Jul 2026
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Summary
Lately, he'd almost lost his home—and quite possibly his life—to Dottore. Then Alhaitham had started acting all weird and considerate, and now he was hallucinating the voices of some ancient gods?!
"You're not hallucinating, young one," the first voice said. "We have merely entered your consciousness, nothing more."
The other hummed in apparent amusement. "Is this perhaps a bad time? I hope we didn't interrupt anything."
"What?!" Just how long had they been here? "T-there was nothing to interrupt!"
"Ah, forgive me. We had assumed admiring one's companion during his morning exercises was perhaps a common human custom."
Kaveh took a deep breath in an almost futile attempt to calm himself down from… who even knew at this point? The embarrassment of being caught ogling his roommate, or the simple fact that two literal gods had infiltrated his consciousness.
"My apologies, Lord Ibis King and…Goat King?"
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Take a suddenly more considerate roommate and add two bored ancient gods to the mix, and you get the recipe for some of Kaveh's newest gray hairs.