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Pop Crave @popcrave
BREAKING: Heartbreak for Hockey Husbands - Hollander ‘devastated’ as Rozanov’s ‘raunchy’ affair comes to light.
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Or, everyone thinks Ilya cheated on Shane. He hasn't.

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Pop Crave
@popcrave

BREAKING: Heartbreak for Hockey Husbands - Hollander ‘devastated’ as Rozanov’s ‘raunchy’ affair comes to light. Read more at the link in our bio

10.32AM · Oct 2, 2025


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hollander hoe
@shanebuglover

are you kidding me this can’t be real

Pop Crave @popcrave · Oct 2

BREAKING: Heartbreak for Hockey Husbands - Hollander ‘devastated’ as Rozanov’s ‘raunchy’ affair comes to light. Read more at the link in our bio

10.35AM · Oct 2, 2025


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hollanov daughter
@hollienov

they hit the fucking pentagon

Pop Crave @popcrave · Oct 2

BREAKING: Heartbreak for Hockey Husbands - Hollander ‘devastated’ as Rozanov’s ‘raunchy’ affair comes to light. Read more at the link in our bio

10.37AM · Oct 2, 2025


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chiron’s left paw
@chironsleftpaw

oh shit i didn’t want to blieve it but they have receipts omfg

Pop Crave @popcrave · Oct 2

BREAKING: Heartbreak for Hockey Husbands - Hollander ‘devastated’ as Rozanov’s ‘raunchy’ affair comes to light. Read more at the link in our bio

10.38AM · Oct 2, 2025


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met ilya rozanov
@jaysrozy

they have a fucking kid togther now, you’ve got to be fucking joking did i stan the wrong guy

Pop Crave @popcrave · Oct 2

BREAKING: Heartbreak for Hockey Husbands - Hollander ‘devastated’ as Rozanov’s ‘raunchy’ affair comes to light. Read more at the link in our bio

10.42AM · Oct 2, 2025


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shayden is real
@shaydentruther

hayden would never do this to shane

Pop Crave @popcrave · Oct 2

BREAKING: Heartbreak for Hockey Husbands - Hollander ‘devastated’ as Rozanov’s ‘raunchy’ affair comes to light. Read more at the link in our bio

10.51AM · Oct 2, 2025


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Mike Faulkner
@mfaulkner

I mean, with his track record? We all saw this coming, right? Guess retirement doesn’t work for some people

Pop Crave @popcrave · Oct 2

BREAKING: Heartbreak for Hockey Husbands - Hollander ‘devastated’ as Rozanov’s ‘raunchy’ affair comes to light. Read more at the link in our bio

11.02AM · Oct 2, 2025


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POP CRAVE

Heartbreak for Hockey Husbands

by Alison French. 10.32am, October 2nd, 2025

Rozanov out in Downtown Ottawa

Shocking news coming from the hockey world as reports are coming from the beloved Hollander-Rozanov camps that Ilya Rozanov-Hollander is reportedly having an affair with a woman.

Rozanov came out as bisexual when a fanmail outed him and his partner Shane Hollander in a romantic relationship in 2021. The couple married later that year, before playing together on the Ottawa Centaurs for the next four years.

After two consecutive Stanley Cup wins, Rozanov hung up his skates, citing their newly adopted daughter to care for, while husband Shane Hollander continued with his hockey career.

It seems family bliss is not on Ilya Rozanov’s mind. Spotted in a busy cafe in DownTown Ottawa, Rozanov was photographed sending explicit texts to an unknown woman.

We have transcribed the conversation for this article.

Ilya: are we still on for tonight? Shane is out with the little one

Margaret 🍷💋: Yes please!! I need to get this body moving and you’re always the best one for it 😉

Ilya: watch yourself you minx

The photo was dated four days ago, before Hollander left on a three game road trip along the West Coast. Sources close to Shane Hollander have said that the hockey star - still on the road trip with his team - is ‘devastated’ after hearing the news. “Shane is inconsolable. He puts on a brave face for hockey, but his whole world has been shattered.” Representatives from the Rozanov camp were contacted for comment, but have yet to do so.

Only time will tell what will happen to hockey’s most infamous couple.


Roz

What the actual fuck Roz

This isn’t true, right?

hello my lovely bood, good morning to you too

what isn’t true?

LINK: Heartbreak for Hockey Husbands?

posted less than an hour ago wow

you have alerts on for me??

Don’t

Are you playing around on Shane?

They have photos man

He’s my friend too

must be AI

cannot be me

It’s you man, plain as day

You fucking around with some woman named Margaret?

margaret??

ooohhh fuck

no

big misunderstanding

i fix


Cens Champs (BACK TO BACK) 💪🐎🏆

Dillon
ummm, not to spread gossip, but has anyone seen the latest?
Hazy
The latest? What are you, on your paper round?
Troy
What’s happening?
Bood
No sharing about tabloid gossip
Troy
Is it something Harris needs to worry about?
Dillon
yeah i think so, i’ll message him


📸best social media duo 📸

Ilya

harris

What have you done?

I saw the article and the photo

don’t worry i will sort it

No!

I can’t have you going off rogue

We need to come up with a plan.

i am not a centaur anymore

i am sorting.


Cens Champs (BACK TO BACK) 💪🐎🏆

Hazy
Oh fuck, I’ve seen it.
How could Roz do that?
LINK: Heartbreak for Hockey Husbands
Baby Luca
This can’t be true
Bood
I said no sharing stupid gossip
Hazy
There’s photos, what the fuck
Troy
Surely this isn’t true.
Roz wouldn’t fuck around.
Would he?
Boyle
Roz is the most whipped man I’ve ever seen
Surely he wouldn’t cheat??
Baby Luca
Twitter is going crazy about it
LaPointe
wasn’t roz a massive fuckboy back in the day?
maybe he hit his head and regressed like a decade
Hazy
is that really your best idea?
LaPointe
idk it happens all the time in movies :(
Young
Yeah I remember reading the articles on deadspin about roz at the clubs
Bood
Shutting this convo down now
Does anyone know where Shane went?
I lost him after practise
Choudinard
I was just with him in the gym
Need me to go find him?
Bood
Yeah, go keep him off his phone
What
Hazy
Fuck
Shane, don’t read the messages.
Where are you? We’ll come find you.
What the fuck is going on?
I have a million calls
Bood
Roz has messed up
Don’t read the article
But he’s trying to get in contact with you
I read the article
Fucking hell


The Favourite Son

Tell me this isn’t true Ilya.

Please

Yuna, I promise

It’s not

There’s photos Ilya

I know.

looks bad

need to see margaret first

Ilya

You cheat on my son and the first thing you do is speak to your affair partner?

No, it’s not like that

No one believe me so I need to prove

I love Shane

I would never hurt him, you know this

I hope so


Agent Supreme

Ilya.

I’m aware you probably have a lot on your plate right now but we need to talk damage control

I am controlling damage


Margaret 🍷💋

Margie

the press are writing articles about us

saying we are having a steamy affair

can i come over?

Oh My God!!! Of course Lovely!

Bring little Sofiya too please


Ilya Rozanov
@ilyarozanov81

hello everyone. thank you for your very hateful yelling at me for supposedly destroying my marriage. i am happy that everyone likes us together now that you yell when you think we break up. nice change from yelling at us because we were together.

please do not worry. Shane Hollander is the only person for me, man or woman.

1.13pm · Oct 2, 2025


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Ilya Rozanov
@ilyarozanov81

a photo was taken of me without my permission and revealing a private exchange with a friend of mine. this was taken out of context and used to spread lies that i am cheating on my husband

1.16pm · Oct 2, 2025


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Ilya Rozanov
@ilyarozanov81

WRONG. look at my husband. why would i ever look away.

1.18pm · Oct 2, 2025


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Ilya Rozanov
@ilyarozanov81

many of you ask, who is margaret. this is margaret. she is a gem and getting stronger everyday. she is a nice lady who attends my yoga group. my yoga group is a nice bunch of ladies who want to keep fit as they get older.

i do yoga because shane likes it ;)

1.20pm · Oct 2, 2025


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Ilya Rozanov
@ilyarozanov81

margaret says she is very sad that people read our messages and get wrong idea. she is a lovely lady who likes feeling young and gives me good gossip on the neighbours. please don’t take this away from me. i must know who keeps blocking number 34’s driveway on purpose.

1.21pm · Oct 2, 2025


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Ilya Rozanov
@ilyarozanov81

i get distracted. margaret is nice woman who does yoga and provides good wine for a gossip session. i love Shane Hollander more than your stupid little brains will ever know. stop taking pictures of me when i do not know. i am much hotter when i can pose for you

1.23pm · Oct 2, 2025


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Shane Hollander
@shanehollanderhockeyplayer

Love you too, @ilyarozanov81 I never doubted you for a second.

2.05pm · Oct 2, 2025


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Cens Champs (BACK TO BACK) 💪🐎🏆

Shane Hollander has added Ilya Rozanov to the chat.
hello
miss me, little centaurs?
shane showed me your messages
you all thought i cheat?
i am hurt
Baby Luca
roz!!
we were just worried about Shane
Bood
Like the rook said, we were worried about Shane
Baby Luca
i’ve literally been on this team for years now
please stop calling me rookie
Bood
Never
We’ll make it up to you at the next BBQ, Roz?
you better
Troy
Surely Shane was worried when he saw the article?
Shane
Never
he knows there is no one but him for me
Shane
Plus he spends half his day updating me about the gossip from his yoga group
I knew who Margaret was months ago. She babysits Sofiya on date nights
he keeps me on a short leash 🥵
Shane
He’s right where he wants to be.


Notes:

this is my first coded fic so please let me know your thoughts!!

this is heavily based on the ted lasso scene with roy and keeley. i watched it again recently and hit the page immediately.

thank you to the fics that helped me code this - they're in my bookmarks! and big shout out to Kit for pointing me in the right direction and putting up with my complaints