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1. Secondhand by Anonymous

   Fandoms: Men's Football RPF  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   14 Jul 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Jude Bellingham/Erling Håland
   • Norway National Football Team Players
   • English National Football Team Players
   • Jude Bellingham
   • Erling Håland
   • Crack
   • Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics
   • Tooth-Rotting Fluff
   • Omega Jude Bellingham
   • Alpha Erling Håland
   • Established Relationship
   • Attempt at Humor
   • Erling Håland is whipped
   • Everyone loves Jude Bellingham
   • sweet Jude Bellingham
   • Light Angst

   Summary

   "Isn't it about time that you find someone?"

   Erling let out a confused sound, looking up from his phone, the audio of an Instagram reel still running. His eyes met with Martin's, who was already looking at him with a grin. "There is no way you are the most sought-after alpha in our team, and you are still single after all these years."

   "But I am not?"

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   English

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