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It was a beautiful winter morning in South Park, Colorado. Before class had started, PC Principal had called everyone to the school gym because Wendy had wanted to introduce a new art style called yaoi.
“So what I am showing is an art style called Yaoi. Yaoi is a genre of Japanese art, most of the time it is usually made for and by girls, which uses fictional media to create sexual or romantic art pieces between two males. As we see here, each Yaoi artist has a different style of art”, Wendy had said to the whole school.
Tweek looked mortified. Neither him or Craig were gay and especially don’t have feelings for each other.
“What is happening???” Tweek quietly shrieked. He did NOT like the idea of being shipped with someone he never talked to.
After Wendy had her presentation on Yaoi, Both Craig and Tweek went to PC Principal’s office.
“I’m not interested into Craig! Why are we getting shipped for no reason??”, Tweek said while twitching a lot.
“I’m not interested into Tweek! We both don’t have feelings for each other!”, Craig said with a more annoying tone than mad.
“That isn’t the fucking point of this situation!!” PC Principal shouted at both Craig and Tweek.
At lunch, Cartman had teased Tweek about this whole situation (Like the jerk he is), saying shit like that Tweek is gay but just does not want to admit it.
Tweek just sat there poking his food while twitching, obviously feeling uncomfortable about this whole situation.
He didn’t want to talk about this situation and Cartman just made it worse for him.
“So…Two little gay boys sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G,” Cartman repeated for the tenth time during lunch. This made Tweek even more annoyed.
“Shut up Cartman! Just leave me alone you fucking fatass!” Tweek said, obviously annoyed as fuck.
Later that day during math class, Mr Garrison kept yapping about how to add fractions and to tweek it is all just a bunch of tree hugging hippy crap.
Tweek could only think about everything that happened today, and is now questioning if he actually has feelings for Craig.
Of course he won’t tell Craig around this time, because today was just a rollercoaster of events. So Tweek just sat there, almost falling asleep in class.
Mr. Garrison noticed and yelled at Tweek “Are you sleeping in my class?? If you want to pass the upcoming math test stop falling asleep in my class!”
Tweek suddenly stopped daydreaming. His second worst fear was failing tests, first worst fear was being rejected.
30 minutes after math class, Tweek left the room. He noticed Craig walking over to him, and froze like a deer in headlights.
“C-craig?? What do you want from me?” Tweek said, in a semi tired tone.
“So uh..do you actually believe what everyone is saying?? That we would make a cute couple?” Craig said, in his normal tone.
“I…I uhh don’t even know. I want to believe it but I don’t know if I would screw up in a relationship.“ Tweek said back, twitching a bit.
Tweek never had experienced any type of love. He still believes that he does not like Craig in a romantic way. He can see both of them being best friends but not lovers. At least right now.
“Even if we never end up together romantically, I think that we would make great friends.” Craig told Tweek.
As of now, Craig does not feel romantically attracted to Tweek. Tweek feels the same as well. However, both definitely see each other together in the future. But now it isn’t really the time.
“You are right Craig.” Tweek said to Craig. “I definitely see each other together at least in the future or in a few months but as of now I don’t have attraction towards you.”
Craig nodded slowly, face full of understanding. He saw Cartman in the middle of them now.
“The fuck do you want, you fucking fatass??” Craig said to Cartman, not in the mood to deal with Cartman’s bullshit.
“Oooh look at the two lovebirds! Are you guys gonna make out in front of everyone in the hallway?” Cartman said with a mocking tone.
“No I won’t Cartman! Why are you always such a jerk to people??”
“You always make racist and stupid assumptions about people!! It’s so annoying.” Craig said to Cartman. He just wants Cartman to leave them alone, but of course Cartman is just going to keep taunting him and Tweek.
10 minutes have passed by, and Cartman finally left them alone.
“Finally that fatass is gone. I cannot stand him.” Craig said to Tweek, obviously pissed off with Cartman.
“Yeah I agree. Everytime I see Cartman jumping off a cliff speaks to me like a nice cup of coffee with a side of cookies.” Tweek replied, sick with Cartman being a jerk to everyone.
“It is getting a bit late. I should go home. You should too.” Craig said to Tweek.
‘Yeah, you are right. I will get going. Bye Craig! See you tomorrow.” Tweek said to him before leaving the school building.