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The FIA Wall
June 27th 2025
♛ Lewis Hamilton @LewisHamilton
Hello, I’m Lewis Hamilton, your new head boy for this year, with @NRosberg as your deputy head boy. I hope I can meet your expectations and I’m happy to have this honourable position. We’ve now been passed the admin roles and permissions for the twitter community and will begin our responsibilities with moderating it.
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➤ user3447626 @user3447626: team lewissssss lets gooooooo
➤ user2374697 @user2374697: anyone else really want to see them address the beef?
➤ user632345 @user632345: soooooooo… about……..
➤ ✦ Nico Rosberg @NRosberg: Congrats.
-—-➤ ♛ Lewis Hamilton @LewisHamilton: You too.
-—-➤ Daniel Ricciardo @DanRicciardo: you guys can stop beefing now you know
-—-➤ Sebastian Vettel @SebVettel: no thats physically impossible for them now
user4 @user4
{quote retweeting} @LewisHamilton: Hello, I’m Lewis Hamilton [expand to see full message]
are they flat out ignoring it or… do we think theyve made up now?
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➤user63 @user63: its like their love language is rivalry
-—-➤user4 @user4: youre one to talk
-—-➤user63 @user63: shut up???
➤user3 @user3: dude, theyre still not talking and its fucking scary
➤user5 @user5: every time i see them in the corridors it drops 10 degrees
➤user14 @user14: nico put up a good fight in the end
✦ Nico Rosberg @NRosberg
Hi, I’m Nico Rosberg, your deputy head boy for this year, working alongside @LewisHamilton to hopefully bring a great year at FIA.
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➤user14 @user14: congrats man
➤user30 @user30: the elephant in the room: address me
➤user394793 @user394793: we had a good run team nico
user203740 @user203740
so… what even happened between those two? i’ve been busy revising for exams and i only checked the wall today. what the fuck happened? what did i miss?
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➤user48572 @user48572: a fuck ton happened. it was crazy, the drama was crazy
➤user193749 @user193749: i know someone who’s making a thread/google doc on it, it’ll be out soon
-—-➤user4 @user4: OKAY???? @user63 talkin bout you?
-—-➤user63 @user63: no?
➤user94739 @user94739: i can’t believe i missed this too
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user6207 @user6207
quote retweeting @user203740: so… what even [expand to see full message]
THEY LOCKED THE FUCKING TWEET LMAOOOOO THEY KNOWWWWW THEY KNOWWW
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➤user3 @user3: theyre tryna hide it so bad
➤user4 @user4: i’m cryingggg 😭😭😭
user03894 @user03894
the entirety of the brocedes situation summarised quickly in a few paragraphs (since theres a doc coming out anyway)
basically, ‘brocedes’ is about lewis hamilton and nico rosberg, the current lower sixth guys that both applied for head boy (don’t ask me why it’s called brocedes, i never figured that out)
they’ve been friends since they were young, so the competition between them got really really intense, and their entire friend group kinda got dragged into it. they also started trying to pull votes throughout the school by practically creating three sides, team lewis and team nico, along with the neutral people that were voting for other participants.
can’t believe theres still people who don’t know of this whole drama, living under a rock or something?
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➤user203740 @user203740: thank you so much, can’t believe i missed this all
➤user14 @user14: i don’t even wanna think about it
➤user3827 @user3827: pretty sure their friend group fell apart lowkey, if i remember, some of them still aren’t talking
➤user7757 @user7757: crazy…
user44 @user44
can they please shut up about brocedes… i’m so done with it, it’s over anyway
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➤user6 @user6: i wish
➤user14 @user14: just be done with it already
user834462 @user834462
I JUST SAW LEWIS AND NICO
THEY WERE PASSING EACH OTHER IN THE CORRIDOR AND LEWIS TURNED AROUND AND DELIBERATELY WALKED BACK THE WAY HE CAME
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➤user7462 @user7462: holy shit???
➤user46773 @user46773: beef still not dead
user6 @user6
only one and a half weeks til end of year, can’t we just leave it alone already
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➤user77 @user77: can’t wait to get past all this
user000000 @user000000
i am the one who has made the document on the entire brocedes situation
it has been completed
link
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➤user33 @user33: what the fuck, some of the things in that document should not have been included, how the fuck did you even know most of this
➤user5 @user5: ????
➤user16 @user16: what the actual fuck is some of the things in there
➤user63 @user63: @LewisHamilton @NRosberg please take this post down
➤user24 @user24: do some of you not understand privacy?
➤user22 @user22: you are actually fucked in the head of you thought posting this was a good thing
➤user87 @user87: can this get reported to the teachers?
➤user3270474 @user3270474: no way THIS was what they meant by a doc
➤user81 @user81: this is fucked up
➤user30 @user30: take this shit down right now dude
➤user41 @user41: this is way too far
➤user66 @user66: you are crazy if you think this is okay