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Local fat little chud yaps too much (NOT CLICKBAIT)

Chapter 1: Have you ever???

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HAVE YOU EVER BEEN COLD ON A WINTER'S NIGHT???

HAVE YOU EVER WORN PANTS THAT ARE JUST TOO TIGHT???

HAVE YOU EVER HAD YOUR HEART BROKEN BY A TWINK???

AND THAT PUSHED YOU OUT TO YOUR VERY BRINK???

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO LONDON IN THE COLD OF WINTER???

HOW YOU WISH YOU WERE FAT, HOW YOU WUISH YOU WERE THINNER???

HAVE YOU EVER SAID, "MOM, I LOVE YOU SO"???

AND YOU WANTED TO STAY BUT YOU WANTED TO GO???

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its 12:01 rn ghelp me