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1. i just want to give him nice things, like hugs and cuddles and [LOUD SPONGEBOB DOLPHIN NOISES FOR A FRIGHTENINGLY EXTENDED PERIOD OF TIME] by trentcrimminallybeautiful (biDEMONium)

   Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Gen, M/M
   • Complete Work

   12 Jul 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Trent Crimm/Ted Lasso
   • Ted Lasso & Keeley Jones & Rebecca Welton
   • Ted Lasso
   • Keeley Jones
   • Rebecca Welton
   • Trent Crimm
   • Be a Goldfish Microbang 2026 B
   • Snippet
   • Crack
   • probably ooc bc it's just for funnies
   • Domestic Fluff
   • Sexual Fantasies but largely not explicit
   • girl talk
   • deeply unserious do not take serious
   • SO UNSERIOUS. DO NOT TAKE SERIOUS. PLEASE
   • Sexual Humor
   • richmond is so openly sex-positive it's slightly weird and that's ok
   • in unserious crack world everyone can share sexual fantasies at work
   • dw about it

   Summary

   Ted Lasso's weirdest and filthiest sexual fantasies, as spoken of during "girl talk", normally and regularly.

   Series

   • Part 12 of BAG BANG 2026 B

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   English

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