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1. Middle Management SUCKS by Anonymous

   Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)  

   • Not Rated
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Gen
   • Complete Work

   12 Jul 2026

   Tags

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   • Cookies of Darkness Members & Dark Choco Cookie (Cookie Run)
   • Dark Choco Cookie (Cookie Run)
   • Dark Enchantress Cookie
   • Licorice Cookie (Cookie Run)
   • Pomegranate Cookie (Cookie Run)
   • Red Velvet Cookie (Cookie Run)
   • Affogato Cookie (Cookie Run)
   • Poison Mushroom Cookie (Cookie Run)
   • Pure Vanilla Cookie (Cookie Run)
   • Madeleine Cookie (Cookie Run)
   • Agar Agar Cookie (Cookie Run)
   • Matcha Cookie (Cookie Run)
   • Black Pearl Cookie (Cookie Run)
   • mentioned - Character
   • Dark Choco Cookie-centric (Cookie Run)
   • Crack
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Workplace Comedy
   • Office Humor
   • Bureaucracy
   • bureaucratic nightmare
   • Corporate AU (Without Actually Being an AU)
   • Villains Doing Paperwork
   • Evil Has Human Resources
   • Dark Choco is the Human Resources
   • administrative humor
   • Meetings That Could Have Been an Email
   • Dark Choco Cookie is So Done
   • Dark Choco Cookie Accidentally Becomes Management
   • Dark Choco Cookie Has Management Skills Against His Will
   • Dark Enchantress Cookie Plays 5D Chess
   • Dark Enchantress Cookie is Smug
   • Licorice Cookie Causes Problems On Purpose
   • Pomegranate Cookie Lives for Organization
   • Red Velvet Cookie is a Responsible Parent
   • Never thought you'd see that huh?
   • Affogato Cookie is Weirdly Professional
   • Poison Mushroom Cookie is Trying Their Best
   • Found Family
   • Deadpan humor
   • Dry Humor
   • Running Gags
   • "There Are Only So Many Sunsets"
   • Everyone Needs Therapy But Instead They Get Paperwork

   Summary

   Dark Choco would like to go back to being a soldier, please and thank you. Middle Management was thankless.

   This can be read as something that happened in the first one, but it isn't necessary to read it to read this.

   Series

   • Part 3 of Anonymous's CRK Fics - Crack/Crack Treated Seriously

   Language:

   English

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