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shane hollanders HUSBAND!! ✔️
@ilyarozanov
why they play stupid game during bad bunny concert??
shane hollanders HUSBAND!! ✔️
@ilyarozanov
what broke boyfriend hug?? why people say i have??
alahna 🦚
@rozzyshooter
it’s this
[quote tweet @ilyarozanov what broke boyfriend hug?? why people say i have??]
hayley 💋 @rozscurls
replying to @rozzyshooter
“baby can i borrow 40 the boys and i are going out tonight?” ahh hug 😭
shane hollanders HUSBAND!! ✔️ @ilyarozanov
replying to @rozzyshooter
how do i dislike tweet??
shane hollanders HUSBAND!! ✔️
@ilyarozanov
“2026 new 2016” NYET!
shane hollanders HUSBAND!! ✔️ @ilyarozanov
replying to @ilyarozanov
Мама, пожалуйста, защити меня от той злой энергии, которую люди направляют на этот Новый год.
alahna 🦚
@rozzyshooter
praying to his mom.. oh he’s serious about this
[quote tweet @ilya rozanov Мама, пожалуйста, защити меня от той злой энергии, которую…]
shane hollanders HUSBAND!! ✔️
@ilyarozanov
haasy is my son. i birthed him. is true and very factual 🙂↕️
shane hollanders HUSBAND!! ✔️
@ilyarozanov
am prophet of gay hockey players
harris 🏳️🌈 @harrisdrover
replying to @ilyarozanov
ilya please i need you to stop saying this
shane hollanders HUSBAND!! ✔️
@ilyarozanov
day 18 asking @Fortnite to give me skin
shane hollanders HUSBAND!! ✔️ @ilyarozanov
replying to @ilyarozanov
if they do not soon i will call big guns to handle it
cecily ꨄ @bside_throwaway13
replying to @ilyarozanov
why do you want a fortnite skin so bad??😭
shane hollanders HUSBAND!! ✔️ @ilyarozanov
replying to @bside_throwaway13
so pikelings can destroy pike as me and i will continue to win even when not there physically
cecily ꨄ @bside_throwaway13
replying to @ilyarozanov
understandable. have a good day king
Hayden ✔️ @realhaydenpike
replying to @ilyarozanov
Man… :/ I hope they don’t give your ass a skin now.
shane hollanders HUSBAND!! ✔️ @ilyarozanov
replying to @realhaydenpike
trust i will get one pike. then i will destroy you 🙂↕️
ash || ilya’s defense attorney @thelakes81
replying to @ilyarozanov
hey king maybe they’re not doing it bc the way ur phrasing the question sounds threatening!
shane hollanders HUSBAND!! ✔️ @ilyarozanov
replying to @thelakes81
blah! ridiculous notion! they just not seeing me yet!
shane hollanders HUSBAND!! ✔️ @ilyarozanov
replying to @ilyarozanov
#givemeskin
shane hollanders HUSBAND!! ✔️
@ilyarozanov
@theestallion thank you for sharing music. i really enjoy :)
shane hollanders HUSBAND!! ✔️
@ilyarozanov
@realhaydenpike got vasectomy !! we all cheer for @jackipike_ 🥳🥳🥳🥳
Jacki! @jackipike_
replying to @ilyarozanov
thank you ilya!! i’m really excited!!
shane hollanders HUSBAND!! ✔️ @ilyarozanov
replying to @jackipike_
will throw you party, jacki, is what you deserve 🙂↕️
Hayden ✔️@realhaydenpike
replying to @ilyarozanov
Man you’re so annoying 🙄
shane hollanders HUSBAND!! ✔️ @ilyarozanov
replying to @ilyarozanov
so you do not think wife deserves party??🤨 you think she does not deserve to be celebrated??🤨 tsk tsk pike 😬😔
Hayden ✔️
@realhaydenpike
We went paintballing for Ambers birthday and @ilyarozanov got everyone to target me for a solid 15 minutes 😒
shane hollanders HUSBAND!! ✔️ @ilyarozanov
replying to @realhaydenpike
was great team bonding 🙂↕️
Hayden ✔️ @realhaydenpike
replying to @ilyarozanov
There wasn’t even supposed to BE teams!
shane hollanders HUSBAND!! ✔️ @ilyarozanov
replying to @realhaydenpike
do not be sore loser pike. is unbecoming
cliff ✔️
@marleau_official
i just want everyone to be aware that for a few years there, ilya was just straight up gaslighting me. he’d say “oh that’s so cute i have to send picture to shane!” and i’d be like “you mean jane?” and he’d say “yes jane. is what i said marly. must get you checked for hearing aids you are becoming so old like hunter.” 😒
shane hollanders HUSBAND!! ✔️ @ilyarozanov
replying to @marleau_official
forgot to mention you scheduled appointment with ear doctor
cliff ✔️ @marleau_official
replying to @ilyarozanov
Scott ✔️ @scotthunternhl
replying to @marleau_official
IM ONLY THREE YEARS OLDER THAN YOU @ilyarozanov
shane hollanders HUSBAND!! ✔️ @ilyarozanov
replying to @scotthunternhl
bah! prehistoric!
shane hollanders HUSBAND!! ✔️
@ilyarozanov
@scotthubternhl is your relative posted up at museum!!
Scott ✔️ @scotthunternhl
replying to @ilyarozanov
Get out of my mentions.
shane hollanders HUSBAND!! ✔️ @ilyarozanov
replying to @scotthunternhl
kip! @kip_grady_
replying to @ilyarozanov
ilya pls never stop with the dinosaur jokes i think they’re funny 😁
Scott ✔️ @scotthunternhl
replying to @kip_grady_
Kip!?
kip! @kip_grady_
replying to @scotthunternhl
love you sweetheart! ❤️
shane hollanders HUSBAND!! ✔️ @ilyarozanov
replying to @kip_grady_
anything for you kipstopher:)
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