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shane hollanders HUSBAND!! ✔️
@ilyarozanov
#newshirt #helloboston ♥️
cliff ✔️ @marleau_official
replying to @ilyarozanov
man go fuck yourself 😒
shane hollanders HUSBAND!! ✔️ @ilyarozanov
replying to @marleau_official
hm no will go fuck husband instead 🤗
cliff ✔️ @ilyarozanov
replying to @marleau_official
i’m gonna block you i’m so serious
hayley 💋
@rozscurls
hey everyone get a load of this losers ego
[quote tweet @ilyarozanov #newshirt #helloboston ♥️]
abigail
@xxabixx
ilya rozanov is back in my city. maybe he’ll hit up the clubs and i can get him to hit on the low… #thinking
ava ✿
@hayessticktape_
come on kids there’s people out there who genuinely think ilya would ever entertain the notion of cheating on shane…
[quote tweet @xxabixx ilya rozanov is back in my city. maybe he’ll hit up the cl…]
shane hollanders HUSBAND!! ✔️ has liked this tweet
hazel ❀
@barrettshooterr
the concept of ilya “my husband” “loverboy” rozanov cheating on shane…
[quote tweet @xxabixx ilya rozanov is back in my city. maybe he’ll hit up the cl…]
ash || ilya’s defense attorney
@thelakes81
are you stupid? genuine question btw.
[quote tweet @xxabixx ilya rozanov is back in my city. maybe he’ll hit up the cl…]
alahna 🦚
@rozzyshooter
what an odd thing to say!
[quote tweet @xxabixx ilya rozanov is back in my city. maybe he’ll hit up the cl…]
hayley 💋
@rozscurls
i’m tired of this grandpa..
[quote tweet @xxabixx ilya rozanov is back in my city. maybe he’ll hit up the cl…]
🦋gabi🦋
@hollanovflowergirl
a world in which ilya cheats on shane is a very dark one
[quote tweet @xxabixx ilya rozanov is back in my city. maybe he’ll hit up the cl…]
cliff ✔️
@marleau_official
ohmygod i’ve never laughed more at a tweet in my entire life fuck 😭
[quote tweet @xxabixx ilya rozanov is back in my city. maybe he’ll hit up the cl…]
luca 🩵 ✔️
@luca_haas
why would you want me to live in a broken home????😔🤧
[quote tweet @xxabixx ilya rozanov is back in my city. maybe he’ll hit up the cl…]
harris 🏳️🌈
@harrisdrover
i’m waking up with gray hairs lately. i wonder why?
[quote tweet @luca_haas why would you want me to live in a broken home????😔🤧]
shane hollanders HUSBAND!! ✔️
@ilyarozanov
would rather kill self. #hardpass
[quote tweet @xxabixx ilya rozanov is back in my city. maybe he’ll hit up the cl…]
Shane ✔️
@shanehollanderofficial
Oh, wow. This really made me laugh, Thank You.
[quote tweet @xxabixx ilya rozanov is back in my city. maybe he’ll hit up the cl…]
abigail
@xxabixx
ilya rozanov is back in my city. maybe he'll hit up the clubs and i can get him to hit on the low... #thinking
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taylor-ann ࿎࿎
@cherryslushieluvr
ilya’s back in boston oh i know marly is equal parts elated and exhausted 😭
shane hollanders HUSBAND!! ✔️
@ilyarozanov
marly miss me i know this true because he told me so
cliff ✔️ @marleau_official
replying to @ilyarozanov
stop spreading misinformation ilya
shane hollanders HUSBAND!! ✔️ @ilyarozanov
replying to @marleau_official
shane hollanders HUSBAND!! ✔️
@ilyarozanov
what is happening to pop girlies in boston?? @marleau_official what have you been doing while am not here?????
cliff ✔️ @marleau_official
replying to @ilyarozanov
man i didn’t do shit
shane hollanders HUSBAND!! ✔️ @ilyarozanov
replying to @marleau_official
then why renee rapp hate boston??🤨
cliff ✔️ @marleau_official
replying to @ilyarozanov
rozzy i don’t know man why don’t you just dm her and ask😭
alahna 🦚
@rozzyshooter
this damn “why don’t you just call taylor up” ahh reply 😭😭😭
[quote tweet @marleau_official rozzy i don’t know man why don’t you just dm her and ask😭]
Rose 🥀 ✔️
@roselandry
they are trying so hard to be locked in and this is how i know shane and i will win 🥇🙏
[a shaky video due to rose laughing too hard with no sound of ilya and cliff in cliffs boston townhouse living room. they’re playing wii sports resort tennis; the tv screen displaying the pause menu. ilya is frustratedly waving his arms around while talking to cliff. cliff has a confused look on his face.]
mika 💞
@shanesidepiece
ROSE IN BOSTON?! ROSE IN CLIFFS HOUSE!??! im starting a rumor……
[quote tweet @roselandry they are trying so hard to lock in and this is how i know shane and i wi…]
taylor-ann ࿎࿎ @cherryslushieluvr
replying to @shanesidepiece
girl i’m with u i have the google doc open rn
keke ~ commissions closed.
@hollzyszn
never in my life have i ever opened my drawing software so quickly
[quote tweet @roselandry they are trying so hard to lock in and this is how i know shane and i wi…]
dani 🐞
@rane_enthusiast
infamous serial womanizer back in the city where he’s fucked the entire female population… #noticing
[quote tweet @ilyarozanov #newshirt #helloboston ♥️]
ava ✿ @hayessticktape_
replying to @rane_enthusiast
gonna regret asking this, but what the fuck are you noticing ????
dani 🐞 @rane_enthusiast
replying to @hayessticktape_
that the sluttiest man that’s ever entered that city is back in and there’s new women for him to explore now since the last time he’s been there. don’t know why i had to explain this to you 🤷🏻♀️
ava ✿ @hayessticktape_
replying to @rane_enthusiast
i don’t even know what the fuck to say to this…
kaleyyy 🏹
@reddieslawyer
man she just sayin shit i swear bro 😭
[quote tweet @rane_enthusiast infamous serial womanizer back in the city where he’s fucked the en…]
alahna 🦚
@rozzyshooter
if i speak…
[quote tweet @rane_enthusiast that the sluttiest man that’s ever entered that city is back in an…]
ash || ilya’s defense attorney
@thelakes81
oh i’m bout to throw hands. the fuck did she just say about my boy???
[quote tweet @rane_enthusiast that the sluttiest man that’s ever entered that city is back in an…]
hayley 💋
@rozscurls
slut-shaming in the big 26 is crazy. but more importantly, slut-shaming a man who is very happily married and would never even entertain the notion of cheating on his husband is just fuckin insane. like ilya would rather cut his dick off than cheat on shane.
[quote tweet @rane_enthusiast that the sluttiest man that’s ever entered that city is back in an…]
hayley 💋 @rozscurls
replying to @rozscurls
also even when ilya was deep in sleeping around it’s not like he was an asshole. he was respectful. there’s so many accounts from his past hookups from like 2011-2015 that say he was the most respectful man they've ever been with so i don’t understand your points here
cecily ꨄ
@bside_throwaway13
this bitch bout to have me be on national television for all the wrong reasons 🤬
[quote tweet @rane_enthusiast that the sluttiest man that’s ever entered that city is back in an…]
alex 🩰
@roseprspecialist
rose stan’s don’t claim her ass, mind you. like we deadass hate her. have since hollzy and rozanov’s relationship became public
[quote tweet @rane_enthusiast infamous serial womanizer back in the city where he’s fucked the en…]
dylan 🍀
@hollanovsversion
you think this is the man who’s gonna be cheating on shane because there’s new girls in boston since he’s left??? seriously???
[screenshot of ilya’s quote tweet “would rather kill self. #hardpass” of the now deleted original tweet by xxabixx “ilya rozanov is back in my city. maybe he’ll hit up the clubs and i can get him to hit on the low… #thinking”]
[quote tweet @rane_enthusiast infamous serial womanizer back in the city where he’s fucked the en…]
hazel ❀
@barrettshooterr
@tbarrett how does it feel seeing ilya hang out with marly like they were never apart in the first place??🎤🎤
Troy ✔️ @tbarrett
replying to @barrettshooterr
It doesn’t matter to me. I’m not that affected.
taylor-ann ࿎࿎
@cherryslushieluvr
hate to say it bub but the tone of this tweet is nottt giving unaffected 😭
[quote tweet @tbarrett It doesn’t matter to me. I’m not that affected.]
jade ♒︎
@jad3palac3
troy rn
chirons dad #2
Rozzy
heard you are jealous
chirons dad #2
Rozzy
do not send me macklin celebrini memes i get enough from haasy
Rozzy
also will not let you distract me with this
chirons dad #2
Rozzy
stop it.
chirons dad #2
Rozzy
where are u getting them from
Rozzy
tell me source. now.
chirons dad #2
Rozzy
blocked + am gonna go back to hanging out with marly
chirons dad #2
No, wait, Rozzy I’m sorry!
Read at 6:16pm
Troy ✔️
@tbarrett
harris 🏳️🌈 @harrisdrover
replying to @tbarrett
you’re sleeping on the couch tonight.
hazel ❀
@barrettshooterr
the speed at which troy deleted that tweet after harris’ comment, bruh im fuckin dead 😭 he is walked like a damn dog and ENJOYS it
ash || ilya’s defense attorney
@thelakes81
troy and ilya are both exactly where they wanna be. being walked like a dog by the loves of their lives. and this is exactly why they are lowk twin souls
taylor-ann ࿎࿎
@cherryslushieluvr
top three favorite tag for a reason
[screenshots of two ao3 tags. one: “shane hollander walks ilya rozanov like a dog”. two: “harris drover walks troy barrett like a dog”.]
shane hollanders HUSBAND!! ✔️
@ilyarozanov
🦮🦮🦮
brandy ༯
@happyholzydays
man roz get off twitter and go hang out with your best friend bro 😭
[quote tweet @ilyarozanov 🦮🦮🦮]
annie ~
@hollanov_hattrick
they need to fight eachother for the spot of ilya’s best friend
hayley 💋
@rozscurls
and they’re immediately losing once the queen shows up, mind you. like ain’t nobody takin her spot as ilya’s bestie for the restie. as his 4lyfer. like yall be so serious.
[quote tweet @hollanov_hattrick they need to fight eachother for the spot of ilya’s best friend]
hayley 💋 @rozscurls
replying to @rozscurls
likeeeeee they're NOT topping this bestfriendism at all!
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shane hollanders HUSBAND!! ✔️ liked this tweet
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hayley 💋
@rozscurls
this tweet has now been endorsed by the only people whose opinions matter, mind you
[quote tweet @rozscurls and they’re immediately losing once the queen shows up, mind you. like a…]
shane hollanders HUSBAND!! ✔️
@ilyarozanov
marley and i won btw
[quote tweet @roselandry they are trying so hard to be locked in and this is how i kn…]
Rose 🥀 ✔️ @roselandry
replying to @ilyarozanov
only because you guys kept distracting us 😒
shane hollanders HUSBAND!! ✔️ @ilyarozanov
replying to @roselandry
Shane ✔️
@shanehollanderofficial
#thinking ❤️ #noticing ❤️
mika 💞 @shanesidepiece
replying to @shanehollanderofficial
shane being shady on the internet.. oh how i pray for moments like these
ava ✿ @hayessticktape_
replying to @shanehollanderofficial
oh get em again for us shanebug !! 😭
hayley 💋 @rozscurls
replying to @shanehollanderofficial
ouu i love when shane gets bitchy on main 🙂↕️
shane hollanders HUSBAND!! ✔️ @ilyarozanov
replying to @shanehollanderofficial
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