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Teasing by pitifulpining (insanemuppet)
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
30 Dec 2024
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Vi makes terrible decisions while bored. Texting Caitlyn is not one of them.
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Silver Spoons & Shiny Staples by pitifulpining (insanemuppet)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
21 Nov 2023
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Dabi’s memory is about as damaged as his skin. Going about his life with reminders from overly-friendly co-workers and various notes he can’t remember writing, his routine is interrupted by a feathered freak who won't stop staring at him.
Hawks' career is faltering under the pressure of the public eye after a failed deal with the HPSC and the only thing keeping him going is the shiny, grumpy waiter at the LOV, a local cafe who he can't keep his cool around.
Even if the nicknames for him are getting increasingly crude.
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Creative Chaos Telephone Fics by ashenice, astronautwithatophat, Beingwithaskillet, Blancfortune (RahDamon), Bouji, CoolPandr, cryolyst, daylightbreaks, DemyxDancer, hailstormtsunami (orphan_account), Isabel_Lynden, kosmochan808 (orphan_account), kourota, KRELL, Louie_writes, Lucifer_is_my_bitch, MangaManiac, MarinaCipher, MermaidInDisguise, Myrte46, MysticChemyst, orphan_account, pitifulpining (insanemuppet), PromistDream, RewriteTheUniverse, Silvered_Fox, solidagold, The_Weeb_General, TheJayBoi (CoolPandr), Toboe1087, trixiexmoon, TsukkiNoNeko
Fandom: Haikyuu!!, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
12 Apr 2022
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Our Captain, Their Problem by Bruja_oscura
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
11 Dec 2025
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Ilya Rozanov has a "tiny car accident" (his words). Shane Hollander has a full-scale, system-shutdown panic attack about it. Meanwhile, a horrified Hayden is praying for someone to thrown him on a lake or tell him that this is all just a big joke or maybe for a meteor strike, he is really not picky. J.J. on the other side is trying to bleach the image of his sweet captain making out with Ilya fucking Rozanov from his brain.
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Holding Patterns by thecouchsofa
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
29 Nov 2025
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“Do you want to know how it feels?”
Shane let his hand fall back to the couch. He pushed himself up onto his elbows and lifted a brow at Rozanov. “What – holding the Cup? You’ve already made that joke once.”
“No.” Rozanov’s fingers encircled Shane’s wrist and then he was pulling Shane’s hand between his legs.
Or: Shane tops.
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shane hollander vs. the world by galehautstomb
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
17 Nov 2025
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PopBase ☑️ @PopBase
People Magazine has named Ilya Rozanov the Sexiest Man Alive of 2025.
(2.1k replies 21k retweets 138k likes)
[Photo: Ilya on the cover of People Magazine’s November 2025 issue. He’s wearing an Ottawa Centaurs t-shirt with the sleeves cut off, and holding his 6-year-old rescue dog Anya.]
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Respectfully, I would sit on his face by GlitterCity
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
30 Jun 2022
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“You know you don’t have to do this,” Harris said as they walked from the car to the arena, Chiron prancing along in front of them.
“I’m doing it,” Troy said.
“Okay. But you don’t have to.”
“Harris. I’ll survive reading whatever weird, dirty tweets you found,” Troy argued. “You think I’ve never seen thirst tweets?”
In which the Centaurs read thirst tweets and it goes about how you'd expect.
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The doorbell rings just as Shane is finishing brushing his teeth – the first thing they rose to do, because he wants to kiss Ilya good morning – and he and Ilya exchange a confused look in the bathroom mirror. It's barely dawn, and Ilya's curls are adorably tousled from sleep as he scratches his ribs lazily, toothbrush dangling from the corner of his mouth.
Shane hesitates, then rinses his toothpaste out and runs a hand through his hair. "Fuck, it's probably anti-doping."
No one else would be here at this hour – unless it's an emergency.