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Grid Family 🧑🧑🧒🧒🏁
Monday, 9:00 am
Lando sent a photo
Lando
osc and his timatms ☺️☺️
Charles
Why do you look so mischievous, my son
Alex
prob bc he is already breaking his new years resolution
Oscar
I said eat less Tim Tams
Not eat no Tim Tams
Carlos
You’re holding two things of Tim Tams
Oscar
That’s less than my usual
George
🤯🤯⁉️
Go to the doctor right now.
Alex
george it’s ok
not everybody snacks only on cucumbers and apples like u
George
He’s going to get heart disease
Oscar
Good
Carlos
Wait I have a more important question
How is testing so far?
Lando
gud
Oscar
I’m not telling you
Carlos
😒
Lewis
And how has your testing been, Carlos?
Carlos
Don’t talk to me
Gabriel
f1 is so back 🤩🤩
Grid Family 🧑🧑🧒🧒🏁
Wednesday, 3:21 pm
Ollie
im sry 30kg overweight!?!??
Max
What’s the context
Isack
what’s heavier
30kg of steel or 30kg of feathers???
Gabriel
30kg of steel obv
Nico
I can’t believe my grandson is an idiot
Kevin
I can
He got it from you
Nico
Fuck you
Charles
I can’t tell if they’re actually going through a rough patch or if they’re just being weirdos and this is normal in their relationship
Franco
wait sry what’s 30kg?
Gabriel
steel
Kimi
feathers
Liam
steel and feathers
Ollie
the williams car
Franco
what.
Carlos
30kg of Williams car is heavier because of the added weight of my rage and sadness
Alex
add mine on top of that too 😭😭
Gabriel
is steel not the heaviest?
Kimi
they’re all 30kg dumbass
Gabriel
nico this is all ur fault
Nico
!?!?!
Gabriel
ur fault im stupid
Nico
Fuck you too
Fernando
This chat is on fire 🔥
Jenson
Why are you talking like that
Fernando
Chat, am I cooking? Six seven GOAT
Lewis
He’s having a stroke
Somebody call an ambulance
Arvid
wait srsly?
Gabriel
NO NOBODY CALL THE AMBULANCE
i was being a bad influence on nando
mb guys
Ollie
dont be sry babes
ts is hilarious
Kimi
😡😡😡 “babes”?
Isack
bro gabi is aromantic
Kimi
oh wait yeah i forgot
Charles
Gabi is aromantic?
Gabriel
yeah
Carlos
Why are we just hearing about this
Gabriel
didnt seem important
Max
Important or not important, we love you
George
♥️♥️🫶
Gabriel
it’s too early to get all sentimental guys
Ollie
not for u babes
Kimi
😡😡😡 “babes”?
Isack
again, he’s aromantic
Kimi
oh yeah, sry i forgot again 😇
TOTO WOLFF IS NOT IN THIS GROUP CHAT
Thursday, 4:13 pm
Little Brother
gang we r fast
Uncle
I feel illegal to be here
Big Brother
Shit I forgot that you betrayed us
Frederik
get him outta here
Little Brother
frederik full sentence in this economy!?
Uncle
Ok my nephews and niece
Perhaps it is time to say goodbye
Big Brother
Well are you going to go around leaking our chats to Cadillac?
Uncle
No
Little Brother
how do we trust him?
Frederik
torture chamber
Uncle
Why are you so violent?
Sister
he’s always been like that
Big Brother
Actually Valtteri is too unbothered to go into the effort of leaking information
Little Brother
ur right
nonchalant king
Frederik
he can stay ig 🙄
Uncle
I don’t know if I want to be here when Frederik is here 😬
Oscar and Lando
Friday, 8:17 pm
Osco
Love love love
Landito
??
Osco sent a photo
Osco
LN1 merch 🤩🤩
Landito
u look delicious in it
Osco
Woahhh slow down mister
Landito
i say wahetever i qant
and i aslo do whatever i want
expet me at ur hotle room in 5
Osco
Yessir
Grid Family 🧑🧑🧒🧒🏁
Sunday, 4:12 pm
Valtteri
How are we feeling about new regs?
Oscar
Meh
Arvid
i feel ok
Gabriel
ok flex
Arvid
do u not feel ok?
Gabriel
yeah 😢😢
Nico
No Gabi why
Gabriel
bc i have to diet again 😭😭😭
Ollie
real as fuck
Kimi
bro sergi keeps taking away my ragu 🙁
Oscar
Atturi is not getting his hands on my Tim Tams
Carlos
I do not feel about new regs
I have stopped feeling
Alex
u and me both
Fernando
Lance and I have lost feeling as well
Lance
From nerve damage 😃
Max
That’s what Adrian gets for dipping
Isack
what exactly happened? 😭😭
Lance
Car = vibrating like all hell
Us = nerves cooked and sad
Isack
but if newey is working on the car shouldnt it be perfect?
Liam
maybe it’s your fault for letting your dog eat half of “how to build a car” and the parts it ate, newey forgot
Fernando
I knew you little Red Bull fuckers couldn’t be trusted
Isack
that was my dog
not me
Kimi
frankly im more worried for ur dog than anything else
Isack sent a photo
Isack
he’s perfectly fine
Liam
and an angel
i love him more than isack
Isack
what was that
Liam deleted a message
Liam
who said that?
Arvid
u guys rly text sm
imma go doomscroll for a bit
Kimi
he’s making me feel old 🙁😰
George
Shut your mouth
How do you think that made me feel
Lewis
How do you think that made me feel!?
Fernando
Tung tung tung sahur
Lance
Ok time for bed Nando
George and Alex
Saturday, 8:19 pm
Georgie🐷
It is actually criminal that you’re in Thailand
Come back
Asian Tom Cruise
it’s criminal that i went back to my home country? 😭
Georgie🐷
Yes!
🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁
Asian Tom Cruise
what’s going on george
Georgie🐷
The championship
Asian Tom Cruise
???
that hasnt started love
most of us havent even revealed our liveries yet
Georgie🐷
Exactly
Asian Tom Cruise
sry that explained nothing
Georgie🐷
Exactly
Asian Tom Cruise
did u get enough sleep last night
Georgie🐷
No
Lexxx I’m just driving myself nuts
There’s too much noise about how I’m the favourite for the championship and it’s stressing me out
And it feels as if Toto is always breathing down my neck for some reason
And you’re not here so all I do when I get home is think
Asian Tom Cruise
we’re still a while from the season start
it’ll be ok
all u have to do is trust in yourself bc that’s where all ur performance is going to stem from
we cant ask ourselves too many “what ifs” right now
just focus on training and getting yourself ready for australia
i’ll be back in a week or so and i’ll stop by urs first thing
Georgie🐷
Okay okay okay
I love you so much
Asian Tom Cruise
i love you 2 😜😜
Arvid and Liam
Wednesday, 4:12 pm
Arson
neither u or isack prepared me for ts bruh
Livid
???
what
Arson
the socials?
the season hasnt even started and ive filmed like 15 tiktoks
no other team has been doing that
Livid
u’ll get used to it
it gets fun eventually
Arson
eventually 🤨
Livid
trusttt
isack and i loved every second of it
except for when they kept calling me “good boy” but that is beyond the point
Arson
and u just take it?
u just let admin do u like that?
Livid
yeah 😔😔
Arson
easily baited
Livid
😡😡😡
im not taking insults from you child
Arson
im an adult ☝️
i graduated high school
Livid
👶🍼
Arson
bruh
just u wait and see
ROOKIES 2025
Wednesday, 4:37 pm
Arvid
how many ppl here think liam is easily rage baited?
Arvid created a poll
⚖️son
is this necessary
Gabi
oh yeah
100% super easy to ragebait
Pinto Bean
but maybe kimi is more easy
all u have to do is call ollie “babes”
Andrea🤌
who’s calling ollie babes!?!?!?!?
Bear👨
nobody but u 😉
Had🫙
kimi is the easiest to make jealous
liam is the easiest to rage bait
⚖️son
ISACK!?!??!
Had🫙
sry mon cheri
saw vcarb admin rage bait u too many times for it to be a coincidence
if anybody is a sweet summer child here it is liam
⚖️son
…
Arvid
well liam
it appears everybody voted yes in the poll
including fernando alonso
⚖️son
i dont like this guy 😒
he’s one of those evil teenagers who refuse to respect their elders
kimi was much better
FERNANDO ALONSO
Arvid is a very respectable young lad
⚖️son
😡😡😡😡😡🗯️🗯️😤
Had🫙
cheri i sense u r being rage baited
Bear👨
🤣🤣
Grid Family 🧑🧑🧒🧒🏁
Monday, 8:26 pm
Lando
dd y’all see the openign titles 😝😝
Alex
@George where did the t-pose go 🙁
George
Retired
It’s only for special special moments now
Charles
Why did they put Carlos so far away 😭
Let me see his beautiful face and hair up close
Carlos
They’re social distancing me 😓
Max
Actually I couldn’t even see you lol
Daniel
Lando you should’ve aura farmed harder imo
Lando
i think u should kys imo
Oscar
You were very nonchalant 👍
Lando
thxxxx 🥰
and osc neer cut ur hair pls
it’s beautiful
Oscar
Um
Logan
now that you’ve said that he’s going to cut his hair
Charles
I think he has an appointment with my mum the weekend before Australia
Oscar
Yeah
That
Lando
OSCAR WHY
Oscar
Will I be less beautiful 😢😢
Lando
lowkey yeah
Oscar
🤡
Esteban
Seems healthy
Gabriel
🤙🤙🤙
George
Oh my Kimi!!
Got his own signature move
Franco
🤙🤙🤙
Isack
🤙🤙🤙
Liam
🤙🤙🤙
Arvid
🤙🤙🤙
Fernando
🤙🤙🤙
Jack
🤙🤙🤙
Ollie
🤙🤙🤙
Charles
Help what is happening
Gabriel
@Kimi @Kimi @Kimi
🤙🤙🤙
Kimi
GUYS STOP
DONT MAKE ME REGRET IT