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1. Theodore Nott: Matchmaker Extraordinaire (if you squint) by Kisses_K for MidnightLumos

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   14 Jul 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy
   • Hermione Granger
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Theodore Nott
   • Harry Potter
   • Minor Theodore Nott/Harry Potter
   • Theodore Nott is a Menace
   • Theodore Nott is a Little Shit
   • Chaotic Theodore Nott
   • Co-workers
   • There Was Only One Bed
   • Potioneer Hermione Granger
   • Potioneer Draco Malfoy
   • Potioneer Theo Nott
   • Auror Harry Potter
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • Cunnilingus
   • Draco Malfoy Eats
   • Draco Malfoy Has a Large Cock
   • Fluff and Smut
   • oblivious idiots
   • Dirty Talk
   • Breeding Kink
   • (if you squint)
   • Nipple Play
   • Theo POV
   • POV Draco Malfoy
   • Rom-com
   • No Theodore Notts were harmed in the making of this fic

   Summary

   Enough was enough. Theo could no longer work in the same confined space as the two smartest people he knew—who also happened to be woefully inept in the romance department. It was time for him to dust off his cupid's bow and smack his two best friends around the head with it.

   The three times Theo attempted to and failed at getting Hermione and Draco together, and the one time it accidentally worked.

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