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1. Talk Big, Fold Fast by carpeyrx

   Fandoms: Men's Football RPF  

   • Not Rated
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   13 Jul 2026

   Tags

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   • Jude Bellingham/Erling Håland
   • Jude Bellingham & Erling Håland
   • Jude Bellingham
   • Erling Håland
   • Pining
   • Mutual Pining
   • Friends to Lovers
   • Getting Together
   • Fluff and Smut
   • Banter
   • Flirting
   • Shameless
   • Dirty Talk
   • Bottom Erling Håland
   • Top Jude Bellingham
   • shameless flirting
   • Flustered Erling Haaland
   • Dom/sub Undertones
   • Sexual Tension
   • Consent
   • Smut
   • Hot Sex
   • Teasing
   • Soft Top Jude Bellingham
   • Soft Erling Håland

   Summary

   Erling’s got a whole arsenal of shameless, filthy one-liners and he’s been using them on Jude nonstop, convinced the usually calm midfielder will just brush them off. But when he pushes way too far with his boldest fantasy yet? Jude finally stops holding back… and hits back with something so vivid, so unapologetically direct and confident, Erling short-circuits completely. Shit happens🤷‍♀️

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