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1. Magic is cool. Fun even. by Fr3ddieboy

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Gen
   • Work in Progress

   16 Jul 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • No Romantic Relationship(s)
   • Harry Potter Characters
   • Harry Potter
   • Original Child Character(s)
   • Ron Weasley
   • Hermione Granger
   • Petunia Evans Dursley
   • Vernon Dursley
   • Dudley Dursley
   • Self-Insert as Harry Potter
   • Yep it's me ya boi
   • no beta we die
   • No magic yet other than possession
   • But we never call that magic so
   • Isekai and Transmigration
   • Reincarnation
   • In a way
   • "Your si is GNC af" why thank you
   • Spiders
   • He lives in a cupboard of course he's gonna make friends with spiders
   • Hagrid would be proud
   • I just had a great idea while editing the tags
   • What would you say about a spider sidekick
   • "Wow you're so creative Fr3ddie" you're making me blush
   • Time Travel
   • Can this be considered time travel if the travelled time is into a time of another universe?
   • Well it can now
   • This time travel will be relevant
   • Do you know the amount of references I have in my brain?
   • "A million" CORRECT WE HAVE A WINNER FOLKS 🎉🎉🎉
   • 'gives you a medal' "Thank you"
   • "I'd like to take this moment to announce that I couldn't have done it without -" me. I asked the question. I get the credit.
   • Alright the mandatory tag skit is over pack it up
   • Okay almost forgot this
   • Fuck J.K. Rowling Trans people awesome
   • Which is why
   • Gender Non-Conforming Harry Potter
   • I live life through characters
   • ALSO FUCK GEN AI
   • put my fic through an generative ai and you will lose your kneecaps
   • This is not a threat
   • this is a promise
   • I am 4 foot 9
   • I'll bite your ankles
   • Canon Rewrite
   • Not technically a SI more like a merge
   • I've added the sidekick
   • I can't turn back
   • Meet Parker Peter and his sidekick Harry Potter
   • Lol sorry Ron your arachnophobia will be tested

   Summary

   This whole living in a cupboard now seemed less than normal. In his defense, Harry didn't know what a normal family looked like. The Dursleys, who prided themselves for being the most normal sort, did not think that perhaps keeping their nephew in a cupboard was, in fact not normal at all. At least he had the soldier toy. Oh look a spider.

    

   Harry Potter SI. Who doesn't know what Harry Potter is.
   I think too much and have a terrible problem of not sleeping.
   Anyways self insert less go.
   I added the summary (if you can even call it that.)

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   English

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