Chat Created
September 29, 4:12pm
- Holly
- Dads being so weird
- Colt
- weird how??
- and y do we need a new chat 4 this
- Holly
- Idk hes just being weird
- Ry
- He's always weird
- Holly
- Not this weird
- Colt
- x 4 doubt
- Ry
- x
- Holly
- I hate u both
- Ry
- No you don't
- Colt
- no actully y did u make a new chat
- we alredy had a chat with us 3
- Holly
- Excuse me for being worried about my father and thinking u would care
- U know what
Gus was added to Chat
- Holly
- Brand new chat
- Gus
- Hi?
- Ry
- Hi Gus
- Colt
- o fuck u holls
- Holly
- Gus my dad is acting weird
- Ry
- Weirder than normal apparently
- Colt
- y add gus tho
- y not ken or some1 cool
- Gus
- No offense taken?
- Colt
- full offense
- Ry
- Stop being mean
- Colt
- ya ok ryland
- Ry
- The hell is that supposed to mean?
- Colt
- just saying yesterday u called ur coworker a single-celled brainless organism cuz he disagreed w ur water thing
- Gus
- Really?
- Ry
- I am THIS close to securing my spot on that Denmark conference in June and this idiot is the only thing standing in my way
- Gus
- No thats fair probably
- Ry
- THANK YOU
- Holly
- Gus whats Sebastians number
- Ry
- You don't have Seb's number?
- Holly
- Why would I
- Colt
- y would we
- he barely talks to us
- Gus
- Ill just add him
Unknown was added to Chat
Seb added to contacts
- Holly
- Sebastian my dad is acting weird
- Seb
- Your dad is weird
- Colt
- SEE
- Holly
- Im telling grandpa on all of you
- Cant believe this
- Does no one in this family care
- Seb
- Not particularly
- Ry
- Eh
- Gus
- I try not to
- Colt
- only sometimes
- Seb
- I'm muting this chat
- Colt
- all hail the king of not caring
- Ry
- Long live the king
- Gus
- An inspiration to all
- Holly
- I hate this family
- Ry
- You don't hate Ken
- Holly
- Yeah
- Hes Ken
- Gus
- Ken???
- Colt
- no one can hate ken
- Gus
- Who is Ken
- Ry
- I hate Ken
- Colt
- u hate that u dont understand ken
- u dont hate ken
- Gus
- Who is Ken
- Holly
- Hes my son
- Gus
- When did you have a baby?????
- Were you going to tell us?
- Me and Karin would have sent you gifts
- Ry
- He's not her son
- Holly
- How dare u
- Ry
- He's a pet at best
- Colt
- how do u not know ken
- uve met him?
- right??
- hes been here forever
- Gus
- If I knew him I wouldnt be confused
- Holly
- Kens back in Barbieland for a while
- Should be back before thanksgiving
- R u guys coming to thanksgiving
- Colt
- 👍
- Gus
- I think Lars wants to stay home
- Ill ask Karin though
- Ry
- I think I'll be in New York
- Holly
- Damn ok
- Colt
- ry just doesnt wanna hang out w us
- just like seb
- Ry
- I have a job Colt
- Colt
- i have a job
- Holly
- Whens ur next movie
- Colt
- were shooting in jan
- Holly
- Is the camera woman from the last 1 working on it
- Ry
- Yeah is your crush working with you Colt
- Colt
- shut
- Gus
- Your crush watches you get thrown off buildings?
- Colt
- some people find it attractive
- Holly
- Sure
- Ry
- Keep telling yourself that
- Colt
- how many people find microbiology attractive
- Ry
- Molecular
- Molecular biology
- Colt
- same thing
- Ry
- It's not
- Gus
- Looks like Karin got Lars to come over for dinner
- Bye guys
- Colt
- byeee
- Ry
- Say hi to Lars for us
- Gus
- Will do
- Holly
- Later
- O we should add Lars
- He might care about dad being weird
- Colt
- u think lars will care
- no wait
- u think Lars will actually stay in the group long enough 2 give a opinion
- Ry
- He might
- Colt
- r we talking about the same lars here dude
- Holly
- We should add him anyway
- I dont wanna be the asshole that made a chat with all of her cousins except 1
- Colt
- i dont think hed care
- Holly
- Thx for affirming that im a better person than u
- Colt
- 👍
Lars was added to Chat
- Holly
- Hi lars!!! u dont have to say anything just wanted u to be present and stuff
Lars left Chat
Lars was added to Chat
- Holly
- This isnt a choice!
- Ry
- Don't say “and stuff”
- Colt
- told ya
- hi lars
- Lars
- hi.
- Colt
- look at that im his favorite
- Ry
- I don't believe that
- Holly
- No ur not
- Colt
- ur both jelous
- Holly
- Theres an a in jealous
- Colt
- a as in
- fuck
- forgot where i was going w that
- Ry
- I'm not related to him
- Holly
- Ry stole all the brains when u were born💔
- Colt
- its fine i took the good looks and charm
- Ry
- We have the same face
- EVERYONE in this family has the same face
- Except Gus
- Holly, mom, and Aunt Annie
- Colt
- rip gus
- Holly
- Rip gus
- Y am i saying rip
- Colt
- im mind controlling u
- Ry
- It's true, Colt can do that
- Holly
- Mind control dad into being normal
- Colt
- i have mind control im not god
- talk 2 ken
- Holly
- Hes
- Not
- Here
- Colt
- then i guess uncle holland stays weird
- not that itd be hard 4 him
- Ry
- He'd be so upset if he heard you say that
- You're going to get grounded
- Colt
- im a grown ass man he cant ground me
- Holly
- He can and has????
- Gus
- You guys still get grounded?
- Colt
- u would 2 if u visited more
- Ry
- I was grounded for going to a party in college
- Holly
- U were grounded because u called dad high out of ur mind
- Ry
- Don't remember that so it clearly did not happen
- Gus
- I think we're fine staying here
- Lars
- yeah.
- Gus
- Thanks for coming to dinner
- Lars
- yeah.
- Holly
- Lars will u come to thanksgiving
- Dads flying grandma and grandpa in
- Lars
- .
- can i think about it?
- Holly
- Of course
- Lars
- thanks.
- bye.
- Gus
- Wow
- Colt
- if lars agrees u have no excuse ry
- Ry
- I'll be on the other side of the country?
- That's my excuse?
- Holly
- Just teleport
- Colt
- ya ry just teleport
- i got mind control and u got teleport
- simple science
- Gus
- Do all of us get powers or just you 2?
- Holly
- I think its just the clones
- Gus
- Whats Lars power?
- Colt
- hed probly like invisible
- Ry
- Invisibility
- Colt
- whatever
- Holly
- Sebs power is probably music related
- R there music powers
- Ry
- His power is being pretentious
- I mean that lovingly
- Colt
- pot talking about a kettle
- Gus
- Sonic sound powers?
- Ry
- For jazz?
- Holly
- Sonic jazz
- Seb
- Sirens
- Colt
- where
- Holly
- No idiot he means like mermaids and stuff
- Gus
- Dont say and stuff
- Colt
- like the 1s that kill pirates?
- Ry
- No that's dumb
- Seb
- You guys chose teleportation and mind control
- I dont want to hear your opinions on superpowers
- Colt
- super speed
- Seb
- Okay?
- Explain?
- Colt
- cuz music is basically time
- and time is fastness
- super speed
- boom
- im a genius
- Holly
- “Fastness” he says
- Ry
- Colt please share with the class what “fastness” means
- Gus
- How did you graduate high school
- Seb
- Ill accept it if you tell us what “fastness” is supposed to be
- Colt
- fuck all of u
- u kno what i mean
- Seb
- Do we? Do we really?
- Holly
- Im putting “time is fastness” on my vision board
- Colt
- ur all dead 2 me
- Ry
- I'll make sure to tell mom and Court about “fastness”
- Gus
- Even Lars?
- Colt
- hes the only good 1 here
- Lars
- thanks:)
- Colt
- see
- my favorite cousin
- Holly
- WOW
- Gus
- This is ridiculous
- Ry
- This must suck for you guys
- Colt
- lars is my favorite FAMILY MEMBER***
- Ry
- :(
- Holly
- U r so grounded
- Gus
- Why cant this family ever just be supportive of each other
- Colt
- says august lindstrom
- Holly
- Becuz colt likes to say “fastness”
- And ry is skipping thanksgiving w his family for microbiology
- Ry
- Molecular
- How many times do I need to correct this
- Colt
- same thing
- Ry
- It's not
- Holly
- And u and lars live in the middle of no where
- Gus
- Its not the middle of no where
- Colt
- its a small town hours away from the nearest cities
- its the middle of no where
- Lars
- i like it.
- Gus
- Its a nice town
- Ry
- It is
- Holly
- And court hasnt been supportive of anyone in years
- Colt
- HOLLY HOLY SHIT
- Ry
- Wow
- Wow
Lars left Chat
Lars was added to Chat
- Holly
- Was that too far
- Colt
- no it was funny
- Ry
- We just weren't prepared for it
- Gus
- I want to leave this chat
- Lars
- yeah.
- Ry
- No
Lars left Chat
Lars was added to Chat
Chat name changed to “Prison”
- Colt
- thats a bad name
- Holly
- U come up w something better then
- Colt
- no
- Gus
- It gets the point across
- But I dont want anyone from work seeing me get messages from “Prison”
- Holly
- You all hate me
- Ry
- When did we say that???
- Holly
- Ken would agree with the name
- Ry
- I don't think Ken knows what a prison is
- Holly
- He knows
- They talk to him about cases sometimes
- And he helped me study remember
- Gus
- You guys still havent told me who Ken is
- Holly
- My son!
- Ry
- Holly's pet man
- Colt
- i still cant believe uve somehow avoided meeting ken for the last decade
- Gus
- DECADE???
- Lars
- pet man?
- Colt
- its accurate
- kind of
- Holly
- Its not
- Ry
- It is!
- You literally own him!
- Holly
- DONT SAY IT LIKE THAT
- Gus
- Uh????????
- Is uncle Holland aware of this??????
- Holly
- ITS NOT LIKE THAT
- HES FAMILY
- Colt
- jesus fucking christ ry
- hes not a slave
Lars left Prison
Lars was added to Prison
- Holly
- GUYS PLEASE
- YOULL MEET HIM AT THANKSGIVING
- Gus
- Suddenly not sure I want to go to thanksgiving
- Lars
- yeah.
- Seb
- Suddenly I want to go to Thanksgiving
- What is wrong with you people
- Colt
- “you people” you cant deny us forever sebastian
- Seb
- I can try
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