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are you a carbon sample? (because i want to date you) by jeonjeonggukkkkkie
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga)
13 Jul 2026
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Summary
“I must be a diamond.”
“What now?” Suguru tries to disguise the interest in his tone as annoyance.
“Because you,” Frat Boy shoots him a pair of finger guns, laughing a little though his words like he thinks he’s so funny in a way that’s actually pretty cute, “give me a hardness of 10.”
“Soon enough you will run out of pickup lines,” Suguru just says, because he can’t address that.
“I rue the day.” Satoru is smiling in a way that makes Suguru sure he has many, many more where that came from.
Or: fratboi gojo sets his sights on the shy loner in his Chem II class and tries to woo him with chemistry themed pickup lines
Series
- Part 2 of pleasure over matter