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    Father Stump heard almost nothing but those seven words every day, and then different versions of the same sins over and over. “Yes, child. Tell me your sins.” He recited almost robotically, sitting slumped on the other side of the confessional screen, very, very tired and definitely not hung over, if anyone was wondering. He was the priest of Our Lady of Sorrows Catholic church in Chicago, after all, and priests weren’t supposed to down a bottle of whiskey with nothing but their houseplant, Leviticus, for company on a perfectly fine Tuesday night before Wednesday confession. Not that Leviticus wasn’t great company, because he listened amazingly and never interrupted Patrick when he was talking, but he was just a spider plant, who closely resembled fancy, overgrown grass, and couldn’t really reply to anything said to him for that very reason.

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    The one where Patrick is a terrible excuse for a priest, Pete is a terrible excuse for Catholic, and Gerard is a trustworthy prostitute.
    Priest, Punk, and Prostitute AU inspired by the song "Love, Selfish Love" by Patrick Stump

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