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Two years after his divorce from Ginny, Harry leaves Platform 9¾ feeling entirely, profoundly alone. What he definitely didn't expect to follow was a drunken, impulsive one-night stand with his son’s best friend’s father, who also happens to be his former school rival.
And, Merlin's beard, why did absolutely nobody think to warn him that male wizards could get pregnant under the right magical circumstances without potions?
How on earth is he going to tell the kids?
Or: The one where Harry and Draco accidentally have a baby in their late thirties and fall in love in the process.