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Did you know that the Spotted Lanternfly's favorite food is the wood of the Ailanthus tree, commonly known as “tree of heaven”?
Alastor, head of the entomology department, knows that he is a devourer, he takes and he feeds and sates whatever his body demands and then he moves on, and he has never felt much remorse about that- life is too short and people are too much work: they always want too much of him.
He doesn’t really understand what he’s done to pique the interest of the school’s new heartthrob professor: Lucifer Morningstar, but that's fine- Lucifer will tire of him once he realizes that Alastor’s only real passion in life is tiny gross things with six or more legs. If only he would stop asking him questions like he actually cares about Alastor’s answer:
"What's your family like?"
“What's with the invasive species obsession?”
TLDR: “People aren’t pets, Alastor. You don’t get to pin them up on your board and watch them squirm."