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  1. Bedside Manners by for DancingInMoonlight

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    14 Jul 2026

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    When Hermione Granger is admitted to St. Mungo's after a curse-breaking incident, Draco Malfoy expects the evening will be unpleasant in all the usual ways. Diagnostics. Paperwork. Enter an insufferable swot to argue with him about his own treatment plan, giving him an inevitable headache.

    What he does not expect is sex pollen.

    Then again, Draco always hypothesized that Granger would be the death of him.

    Or: Hermione gets sex-pollinated, Draco tries to be ethical about it, the ususal chaos ensues.

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