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1. Please Shut Up by kit_stella32

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M
   • Work in Progress

   04 Aug 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy
   • Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley
   • Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Hermione Granger
   • Ron Weasley
   • Harry Potter
   • Theodore Nott
   • Auror Draco Malfoy
   • Auror Harry Potter
   • Auror Ron Weasley
   • POV Draco Malfoy
   • Post-Hogwarts
   • Ministry of Magic Employee Hermione Granger
   • Chaotic Theodore Nott
   • Pining Draco Malfoy
   • Draco Malfoy Has a Crush on Hermione Granger
   • Draco Malfoy Needs a Hug
   • Draco Malfoy & Harry Potter Friendship
   • Draco Malfoy is Friends with Hermione Granger & Harry Potter & Ron Weasley
   • Draco Malfoy is Obsessed with Hermione Granger

   Summary

   Three dead Giants
   One murder investigation
   One Auror Malfoy
   One Policy Officer Granger from the Care of Magical Creatures Department
   Seven days
   One serious complication...
   and an alarming number of crushes.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   24,444

   Chapters:

   7/10

   Comments:

   148

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   104

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   35

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