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Sub-Optimal Orbital by Floatintoestuary
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017), Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2025), Nirvann
16 Aug 2026
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"Hey Bird what would you do if you got Groundhog day-ed? I mean, you already play piano and fuck knows you're not going to have the balls to break into the nuclear power plant without me. Probably do some loser shit like read every book in the public library I bet."
The memory comes flooding back in technicolor as Jay sits in the drivers seat of that godforsaken RV.
"So what do we do now?"
From the back of the RV, Jared mumbles.Jay stares blankly a few more beats before reaching into his pocket to pull out a swiss army knife. In silence, he gouges another deep slice into the wood of the dashboard. Jared zooms in to the knotches, a couple dozen neat little tally marks etched into the RV.
