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rookmies
August 3rd 2025
7:59 am
Kiwi
I know this is a stupid question but did any of you read the email?
Can i pet that dawg?
that is infact a stupid question
I did NOT read any email
Kiwi
Idk why I even try anymore
Anyone else?
NOT FRENCH
Bold of you to assume I am functioning at this hor
Kiwi
Idk why i even try man
Like its not even that early
NOT FRENCH
It is that early, actually
Kiwi
Dude.
FRENCH
OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT THE FUCKA
THE FUCK ARE WE GONNA DO??
Kiwi
So im assuming you read the email Isack
Can i pet that dawg?
I don't like how isack is freaking out
FRENCH
ACTUALLY WHAT THE HELL
WHAT DO THEY WANT US TO DO???
ALKDHJSLADSA
Can i pet that dawg?
that does not bode well
brainrot
care to shr with the clas isack?
FRENCH
WERE SO FUCKED GABI
Kiwi
Id like to say that isack is exaggerating, but it might actually be that bad
Can i pet that dawg?
Are you gonna enlighten us???
Kiwi
Do you really want to know?
FRENCH
NO YOU DON'T
ITS NOT WORTH IT
ILL JUST LIVE IN A BOX
WE CANT SHARE
NOT FRENCH
uhhh
please tell me we still have a house
brainrot
I don like where this is going
Kiwi
So
Can i pet that dawg
HURRY UP
Kiwi
OH MY GOD CAN YOU BE ANY MORE PATIENT?
GO READ THE EMAIL YOURSELF THAN
The baby
How did yall make liam crashout already
brainrot
he wont tell us what is goin onand apparently isack knows and wont tell us
FRENCH
ITS SO JOVER
IS SO JOVER
NOT FRENCH
WHAT IS JOVER MAN
Kiwi
Where are franco and jack? They should be here for this. Even arvid is up
The baby
im not sure if I should take offence to that or not
Can i pet that dawg?
you should
The baby
Cool?
Kiwi
Whatever theyll probably read it when they wake up, like functioning adults
NOT FRENCH
you act like you are a functioning adult liam
Kiwi
Im more functioning than any of you cunts
The baby
:(
Kiwi
Not you Arvid
The baby
:D
FRENCH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
NOT FRENCH
can you get on with it liam before i figure out weter or not i have to join isack in crashing out????
Kiwi
Omg yes it just takes forever to type out
OKAY SO
Essentially the uni housing office emailed all of us that the housing we were supposed to have for the upcoming semester kinda got uhh. Fucked. Flooded. No more housing. They wont have time to repair it so they are refunding us 75% of the housing fee we would have payed for this year and telling us good luck?
NOT FRENCH
OH WE ARE SO FUCKED
FRENCH
THATS WHAT IVE BEEN SAYING
brainrot
Oh. OH. OH FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK
FUCK AMERICAN SCHOOLS MAN WHY DID I EVER GO HERE MAN
The baby
Well. uh. Not.. ideal?
Kiwi
Yes arvid. Not ideal.
Can i pet that dawg?
So like what do we do?? Pray to god that there is apartments with leases available that don't charge an arm or a leg??
Kiwi
I guess??
FRENCH
I THOUGTH YOU WRER SUPPSOED TO BET THE REPONSSIBLE ONE LIAM
WHAT DO WE DO
Kiwi
Well. uh
NOT FRENCH
HURRY UP KIWI MAN BEFORE I GO START BOX SHOPPING
Kiwi
Well panicking wont help. Why don't everyone that is awake go start looking for apartments that are willing to lease asap? Then we can meet back and go over what we found. We might not be able to all be in the same place like we were gonna be though
brainrot
FUCK
The baby
Im not even to the states yet and im already getting separated :(
FRENCH
DO NOT WRRY ARVID I WILL NOT ABANDON YOU
The baby
:D
coco
Uhh whats going on??
Kiwi
Oh my god
Read up
coco
But i don't wanna
Kiwi
I cant with any of you
NOT FRENCH
hoe on franco i gotchu
coco
?
NOT FRENCH HAS CHANGED THE GROUP CHAT NAME FROM “Rookmies” to “HOMELESS COLLEGE STUDENTS”
coco
WHAT.
Kiwi
read your email. Then start apartment hunting and praying
coco
??????????
Can i pet that dwag?
I am so stressed rn
HOMELESS COLLEGE STUDENTS
August 3rd 2025
11:37 am
Can i pet that dawg?
I think i found a place
wait wtf happened to the gc name?
Kiwi
Oh at least one of you is useful
I also found a few, but none that could take us all
NOT FRENCH
damn it
brainrot
Lwk forgot to search
Kiwi
You had ONE job
brainrot
actually I am currently unemployed
Kiwi
I am going to kill you
is that a scooby doo reference?
Oh hey guys
Kiwi
I cannot do this again
is that a scooby doo reference?
Oh dw liam i know whats up
Read the email when i woke up
I am freaking out but just bottling up
Kiwi
See functioning adult.
Well maybe not that last part
is that a scooby doo reference?
Ahahahahdhsjakdhsajkdhsa
Kiwi
right
NOT FRENCH
I CANT FIND ANYTHING AND IM HUNGRY
brainrot
go eat something then???
NOT FRENCH
BUT I DON'T WANT TO
brainrot
then be hungry??
Kiwi
Kimi please go eat something
The baby
It would be really sad if you starved to death before I got to meet you :(
NOT FRENCH
Uhgughugh fine
Kiwi
Great
Anyone else found anything?
FRENCH
no
coco
no
is that a scooby doo reference?
No
I just woke up
Kiwi
It is noon.
is that a scooby doo reference?
And?
Kiwi
I
I cannot
FRENCH
lol
Kiwi
I am going to kill someone
NOT FRENCH
Suddenly I feel like going out to eat. And away from the building that i also reside in with liam
Can i pet that dawg?
CAN I JOIN YOU
NOT FRENCH
Ofc amore
FRENCH
EW
NOT FRENCH
Omg shut it isack
You could have this too if you would justakljdlskadsa
FRENCH
??
Can i pet that dawg?
Took his phone
No wars again pls
Kiwi
Thank you Ollie
I am going to go make a grilled cheese, if anyone wants one
coco
Like… using a knife??
Kiwi
How else would I make one??
coco
Idk man you just threatened someone’s life idk if I trust you with a knife rn
FRENCH
I trust liam with a knife
coco
I know you do
FRENCH
Now what does that mean
coco
Nothing
I will take one liam as long as you don't murder me
Oh also Jack wants one
Kiwi
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Gabi - Fernando
August 3rd 2025
1:43 pm
Gabi
Hey dad
hypothetically
if I needed to find an apartment in the city
fast
would you happen to know a place??
Nando
Hi gabi.
Somehow I doubt that this is hypothetical.
Did something happen?
Gabi
Sooo uhhh imightnothavehousingforthecoingsemesterbecauseitfloodedandtheywontbeabletofixitintimesotheyarerefundingussomemoneyandtellingusgoodfuckingluck
Nando
I might be amazing, But not amazing enough to read what that says.
Gabi
ughhh
So.
I might not have housing for the next semester anymore?
Nando
What.
Gabi
yeahhh
Nando
Do I need to murder someone?
Gabi
NO NO
Just do you know any places with lots of slots available
Nando
Hm.
How many of you are there?
Gabi
uhm. 8? i think
if I can do math
i hope i can do math
Nando
Hm.
I will fix this.
Gabi
what does that mean
Gabi
dad
nando
Gabi
please don't actually murder someone