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October 19th, 2015
10:46am
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
10:46am
I’m sorry?
10:47am
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
10:47am
Who is this?
10:47am
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
10:47am
….
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
10:48am
aha! i got you to do it
anyway charlie just got here so hurry up
10:48am
Sorry, I think you’ve got the wrong number! ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ
10:51am
this isnt pj?
10:51am
No?
10:51am
oh
lol shit ignore those messages
sorry for bothering you
10:51am
Aha, it’s okay!
10:56am
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
October 19th, 2015
9:23pm
Did PJ eventually get your texts? (╯°‿°）╯︵ ┻━┻
9:23pm
no he died on the way to the café
9:24pm
….┬──┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ)
9:24pm
just kidding he got em
9:24pm
thanks for having inconveniently similar phone numbers
9:25pm
I personally picked this phone number so that it would be extremely similar to your friend specifically.
9:25pm
shit
what a true lad
9:25pm
‘Lad?’ XD
9:25pm
oh i said it ironically please don’t think im like that
9:26pm
Aha, with the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) face I kind of thought you were a huge internet nerd!
9:26pm
wow ok rude stranger
maybe i really am
skoin m8 ytb
9:26pm
ಠ_ಠ Don’t ever talk like that again.
9:27pm
lmao yeah you’re right sorry
jesus i started talking to you 12 hours ago and you’re already bossing me around
9:27pm
Oh, I meant that as a joke, you can talk like that if you want to!
9:27pm
your name in my contacts is now ‘daddy’
9:28pm
ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ
9:28pm
that was a joke
9:28pm
I gathered!
9:30pm
well great ive made this sufficiently awkward
nice talking to you stranger
9:30pm
It was okay, you don’t have to leave!
Hello?
October 21st, 2015.
11:12pm
What’s your name?
11:15pm
why
11:15pm
Well you’re pretty funny, so I thought we could be friends!
11:15pm
really?
wouldnt it be more mysterious if we didn’t know each others names
11:15pm
I guess, but I’d really like to know what it is!
11:18pm
its adele
11:18pm
ʘ‿ʘ
I’ve been talking to the Adele?
11:18pm
you betcha
11:18pm
Well, hello Adele! My name is Phil!
11:19pm
hi phil
im gonna sing a song for you today
11:19pm
(°ロ°)
11:19pm
my happy little phil
take me away
thank you thank you
11:20pm
Amazing! I can’t wait to see you in concert!
11:20pm
aha is your name really phil or was that a meme
11:20pm
My name is really Phil :P
11:21pm
are you dr. phil?
11:21pm
Yup. Dr. Phil and Adele.
But I told you my name, so you have to tell me yours!
11:21pm
dan
11:21pm
Dan?
11:22pm
yeah what
11:22pm
Nothing! I was just expecting something more...
11:22pm
what
11:22pm
Extravagant!
11:23pm
extravagant?
11:23pm
Yeah like, Alexander the Fourth, or Professor Xavier.
11:23pm
i mean its short for daniel if thats more exciting
11:23pm
I like Dan, it’s a pretty good name!
11:24pm
well phil is pretty good name too I guess
ill change it to phil in my contacts rather than daddy
11:24pm
Aha, yeah that would be a good idea!
There, you’re now in my contacts too. We’re officially friends!
11:25pm
awesome
what to text-friends do to maintain their friendship
11:25pm
21 questions?
11:25pm
unfortunately im not a 12 year old girl phil
11:25pm
It’ll be fun!
11:26pm
ok fine
you go first
11:26pm
How do you even play?
11:26pm
did you suggest a game that you don’t know how to play
11:26pm
It sounded fun in my head!
11:27pm
literally all you have to do is ask each other questions
11:27pm
21 times?
11:27pm
21 times
11:27pm
Okay, great! You start!
11:27pm
uh ok
are you a girl or a guy
11:28pm
Wouldn’t you guess that by my name?
11:28pm
idk there are some female phils
11:28pm
Name one female phil!
11:28pm
look ok im here to play this game not to be judged for my incapability of telling genders
11:28pm
Aha, alright! And I am a guy, by the way. I’m presuming you are too?
11:29pm
you betcha
11:29pm
Alright, how old are you?
11:29pm
21
11:29pm
24? And you use ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)?
11:29pm
how old are you?
11:29pm
…
22
11:29pm
youre worse than me
11:30pm
Shhh! It’s your turn anyway.
11:30pm
i asked already
11:30pm
Oh, you did.
Uh….
What’s your favourite color?
11:30pm
black
11:31pm
What?
11:31pm
what
11:31pm
Black isn’t a colour!
11:31pm
yeah it is
11:31pm
It is not!
11:31pm
fine grey
11:31pm
That’s not better!
11:32pm
it totally is
11:32pm
Ugh, fiiiiine. ಠ╭╮ಠ
Your turn.
11:32pm
what’s your favourite tv show?
11:32pm
Buffy the Vampire Slayer!!
11:33pm
wow ok calm down
11:33pm
I love that show! Sarah Michelle Gellar is just
Ugh. ༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ
11:33pm
its so old though
11:33pm
Yeah, but it's great! Don't judge me (;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)
11:33pm
dont worry im not judging
its your turn anyway
11:34pm
Oh! What's your favourite video game?
11:34pm
guild wars 2
kinda lame but lets be real im a pretty huge nerd
11:34pm
Aha, I am too, don't worry!
I've heard of it Guild Wars, never played it before.
....
Hello?
Dan, where'd you go?
11:49pm
sorry
boyfriend just got home
11:51pm
No big deal! It's getting kind of late anyway, I should probably get going.
11:51pm
oh alright
nice meeting you dr.phil
11:51pm
And nice meeting you too, Adele!
Talk to you tomorrow?
11:52pm
ofc
11:52pm
Aha, night!
11:52pm
night (☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞