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Summary:

Jesper: guys lets stop this pissing contest oml

Inej: like actualy siblings its not even funny lmao

 

A six of crows texting fic!!
(With prose on occasion)

Notes:

sorry for any mistakes made, this is not beta read

Extra fic info so yall arent confused.

Wylan is not a crow yet and is a second year chemistry major, he is dyslexic and gay and uses the text to speech
he was friends with nina before all of thgis but doesnt know any1 else

Jesper is a third year theatre major, is bisexual

Nina is a third year pre med and is bi
Inej is a third year pre med and is bi

they are rooming together

 

kaz is a business major and is aro ace

matthias is doing like a vet pre vet thing and is STRAIGHTTT

not really kanej in this fic kinda more really close friends but there is unrequied (atleast for alot of the start) ninaej

jesper and kaz have known eachother since first grade and jesper and inej since 5th grade and then jesper, inej, and kaz were all friends, and met nina in 7th grade and matthias and nina started dating in 10th grade so he was js added
besties for life am i right

Chapter 1: Moving day!

Chapter Text

September 2nd 

8:31 am

 

Inej: What time will you be arriving at the dorm nina

Inej: Cuz i'm look so bored

 

Nina: UGGHHH me 2 twin

Nina: i should be there in like 20 minutes like idk 

 

Inej: come quicker 

 

Nina: im trying bro

Nina: my uber is driving at the pace of a sad snail 

 

Inej: I'm crying . What?? 

 

Nina: uhhhhghhh when do your classes start 

 

Inej: girl we signed up for classes tg

Inej: most of our classes are the same 

Inej: but they start next monday

 

Nina: RUDE

Nina: i forgot

 

Inej: WE DID IT YESTERDAY VRO

 

Nina: wtv… 

Nina: ill be there soon dont fret but staring at my phone in the car is making me car sick SIGH

 

Inej: alright alright bye bye 

Read by nina at 8:42 am



The crows

10:32 am

 

Jesper: MOVING IN DAYYY OHHH YEA

Jesper: I got put in the same room with some chemistry major? I think his name is wylan or sum

Jesper: does any1 know him 

 

Inej: nah never heard of him do you know what he looks like 

Inej: why arent you rooming with kaz again tho??

 

Jesper: because this ASS requested a single dorm

Jesper: so now im forced into rooming w a stranger

Read by kaz 10:34

 

Jesper: bruh

Jesper: no idk what he looks like uhahhhh 

 

Nina: Oh wylan? me and him are friends!! He's really sweet, works at the coffee place down the street from your dorm building 

 

Jesper: hm okay 

Jesper: we will see if this is true

 

Matthias: hello everyone, since it seems everyone is at the dorms by sometime today, i was wondering if you guys would want to go to the crow club for dinner, since we haven't seen each other all summer

 

Jesper: OMFG YES MATTY ILY 

Jesper: THATS SUCH A GOOD IDEA BROOO

 

Matthias: Dont call me matty. 

 

Jesper: okay matty <3

 

Inej: oh my god yes that sounds so good 

 

Nina: Sure!! What time tho cuz i have alot of stuff to unpack

 

Inej: this is true 

Inej: her clothes are EVERYWHERE

Inej: i cant see the floor :(

 

Matthias: Does 5pm work for everyone? 

 

Jesper: YES MATTY

 

Inej: yes actually if me and nina work hard enough together to unpack her stuff

 

Nina: bruh 

 

Kaz: We need a reservation for the crow club.

 

Nina: THE MAN THE MYTH THE LEGEND

Nina: HE SPEAKSSS 

 

Kaz: shut it zenik.

 

Nina: never 

 

Matthias: dont tell her to shut up, demjin. 

Read by kaz 10:40 am

 

Nina: ty love 

Nina: scared the buzzkill away lmao 

 

Matthias: Of course, nina. <3 

 

Jesper: throwing up at this very lovely couple brb 

Jesper: make out on someone elses gc

 

Nina: shut up

Matthias: shut up 

 

Jesper: hit a nerve there i see

 

Inej: So 9pm at the crow club? Sounds good! 

Inej: ill make the reservation 




Kaz+inej 

10:52 am

 

Inej: you good? 

 

Kaz: im fine 

 

Inej: okay will you be coming to the dinner cause no one has seen you at all 

 

Kaz: probably 

 

Inej: thats not a yes nor a no kaz

Read by kaz 10:55 am

Inej: bruh 

inej: js tryna be nice but wtv 

 

Nina+inej 

10:56 am

 

Inej: 1 image 

Inej: bruh who shoved a stick up his ass today? 

 

Nina: he always has a stick up his ass

 

Inej: true

Inej: ik youre at that coffee place can u pls bring me a matcha

Inej: ill luv you forever 

 

Nina: you don't already love me?? 🙁

Nina: but sure

 

Inej: kiss me pls omg ily

 

Nina: ofc bbg 

Nina: ill be back in 20

 

Inej: YAUYY



The crows

1:05 pm 

 

Jesper: Hiding in my bathroom rn 

Jesper: wylan js came in 

Jesper: this is the prettiest person ive ever seen omg

Jesper: he said hi and i just stared for a second, how has he RUINED me

 

Nina: babes i knew this alr 

Nina: hes a sweet guy why are you hiding from him 

 

Jesper: he looks like a saint i cant do this omg 

Jesper: NINA YOU TOLD ME HE WAS SWEET AND OYU KNEW HIM

Jesper: NOT THAT HE WAS THE PRETTIEST PERSON ALIVE

 

Inej: brother what 

 

Nina: that is true, He does in fact look like a saint 

 

Jesper: hes knocking on the door to ask if im okay i gtg oml 




Wylan+Nina 

1:12 pm 

 

Wylan: I moved in! 

Wylan: and why didnt you tell me that jesper is the hottest man alive

 

Nina: IM CRYING LMAO 

 

Wylan: you told me you knew who Jesper was not that he was a GOD FROM ABOVE. 

Wylan: he just ran to the bathroom the second i said hi idk what happened 

 

Nina:i can breathe im laughing so hard

 

Wylan: you’re so unhelpful bro im blocking you

 

Nina: NOO WYYY PLSSS

Read by wylan 1:21 am

 

Nina: 🙁




The crows

8:32 pm

 

Jesper: what do i wear yall

 

Nina: what you wear anysay bro

Nina: its the crow club boo

 

Jesper: i hate you <3 

Jesper: so unhelpfull 

 

Inej: im wearing my dark purple sweater and those dark blue jeans nina got me

Inej: and my docs

 

Jesper: purple is your color omg 

Jesper: you will look so good

 

Nina: she does look so good actually i cant stop staring at herrr

Nina: Loml right there

 

Matthais: Excuse me?

 

Nina: babe i didnt actually mean it babe 

Nina: ily 

 

Matthias: i love you too. 

Matthias: im just wearing my black jacket, a white shirt, and my brown shoes. 

 

Nina: not for long you wont 

 

Matthias: ….

 

Jesper: gag pls keep the pda out of the chat

Jesper: throwing up rn you two are so in love its gross

 

Nina: stfu

 

Jesper: im just gonna wear that dark brown vest, a black button up and those cargo pants 

Jesper: yk what im talking about

 

Inej: no we dont but youll look good

Inej: probs

 

Nina: hey its better than kaz whos probs wearing all black lmao 

 

Kaz: shut up

 

Jesper: and he comes to speak just to insult ! 

Jesper: what a surprise 

 

Matthias: Be nice to nina kaz.  

Read by kaz 8:41 

 

Inej: me and nina will be there in 10, im driving us 

 

Kaz: me and jesper will be there soon. 

 

Jesper: im driving for us cause i dont trust this psycho with a car, i like my life 

 

Matthias: i am already here. 

 

Jesper: ofc you are matty, always on time




Inej+Nina 

10:42 pm

 

Nina: dont wait up for me sweetums im going to matthias dorm hehehe

 

Inej: BRO ALREADY

 

Nina: i havent seen him all summer hwat can i say heh.. 



The crows

11:30 pm 

 

Inej: I had a great time, I hope we can do something like that again!!

 

Jesper: ^^

 

Nina: ^^

 

Matthias: Everyone get sleep, classes start next week and we need to rest up. 

 

Inej: its not like you and nina will be doing much sleeping

 

Nina: HEY

 

Inej: its true tho

 

Inej: good night everyone!!

 

Jesper: grfinight evry1

 

Nina: goodnight everyone 

 

Matthias: goodnight everyone 



Kaz+Inej

11:37 pm 

 

Kaz: Goodnight inej.

 

Inej: Goodnight kaz <3