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The Blue Lock Chatfic Ever (Bullshit edition)

Summary:

Hiori: GUYS

Hiori: GUYS

Hiori: GUYS

Hiori: FFS, GUYS????????????? HELLO????

Karasu: ???

Karasu: whats up yo, u never type like this

Hiori: I LOST MY VAPE I LOST MY FUCKING VAPE

Isagi: ???????????

Chigiri: since when the fuck did you vape

Hiori: DOES THAT MATTER?? I LOST IT IDK WHERE IT ISSSUHHHH😭😭😭

Notes:

the character or ship tags might be inaccurate, i lowkey just added every character i could.. i'll change the tags as i go i guess.
probably not very canon but we ball
also i made this just so i can make Hiori panic over a vape
dont ask how they're able to do some things they do, they just can

Chapter 1: Hiori tweaks over his missing vape

Chapter Text

Hiori: GUYS

Hiori: GUYS

Hiori: GUYS

Hiori: FFS, GUYS????????????? HELLO????

Karasu: ???

Karasu: whats up yo, u never type like this

Hiori: I LOST MY VAPE I LOST MY FUCKING VAPE

Isagi: ???????????

Chigiri: since when the fuck did you vape

Hiori: DOES THAT MATTER?? I LOST IT IDK WHERE IT ISSSUHHHH😭😭😭

Karasu: first of all u gotta calm down

Hiori: DUDE SYFM HELP ME FIND IT

Karasu: damn okay, rude

Yukimiya: hiori loosing his shit over a missing vape was not on my 2026 bingo card

Bachira: idk abt u but it was on mine, crossing it off right now

Isagi: okay uhh...

Isagi: what does it look like hiori..????

Hiori: BLUE

Otoya: oh hey i found a blue vape in the cafeteria a few minutes ago

Hiori: REALLY??? OMG PLEASE TELL ME YOU HAVE IT PLEASE

Otoya: nah i gave it to shidou cuz he said it was his 🤔

Hiori: that motherfucker

@Hiori has gone offline

Aiku: tf💔

Sendou: i was abt to say that

Aiku: oh im gonna tongue you

Sendou: ??

Chigiri: is he deadass going to confront shidou

Kurona: I think so so

Isagi: somebody stop him hello??????

Otoya: 20 dollars that they fight

Bachira: 30 that hiori wins👀

Isagi: STOP BETTING ON IT???

Nagi: so mny notifs :x

Isagi: WHY DOES NOBODY GAF

Karasu: I already caught him in the hall

Isagi: thank u karasu😭💔

Isagi: u the only competent person here

Kaiser: exfuckingcuse you

Isagi: u ESPECIALLY incompetent

Kaiser: do you want that?

Isagi: yes i do actually

Isagi: pull the fuck up

Chigiri: all yall do is flirt

Ness: what

Chigiri: replied quick as fuck😭

Isagi: nobody wants ur man ness

Ness: Yoichi shut yo bitch ass ho ass up, i never asked for your input dumb bitch

Niko: whole house mad

Kiyora: im saying like

Shidou: that blue haired guy was gonna fight me?

Shidou: why'd yall stop him i wouldve ran that fade

Karasu: thats exactly the reason why we stopped him

Otoya: shidou my guy, why would u lie to me...

Otoya: now im an accomplice in ur crime

Shidou: a free vape is a free vape❤️

Otoya: is it at least a good flavor

Shidou: honestly no

Shidou: ts ass

Shidou: its coffee flavored💔🙏

Otoya: so it wasnt worth it

Shidou: nope LMAO

Shidou: ill give it to sae or sum

Sae: i dont vape.

Shidou: its never too late to start 👀👀

Sae: No.