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My Shane❤️
Reply: SHANE! SHANE! SHANE! SOLNYSHKO!
Reply: How dare you hide greatest Canadian experience from me!
Message: good morning my darling husband.
Message: What are you talking about? Greatest Canadian Experience? I thought I was your greatest Canadian experience? ;)
Reply: Do not flirt with me right now! I am too focused on bringing Frank home with me.
Message: Ilya... Please tell me you didn't adopt another dog.
Reply: NO SHANE! Is not another dog. Is a whole experience.
Message: I am going to regret asking this, but what, or who in the world is Frank?
Reply: THIS IS FRANK! He is you!
Reply: shared image image is of bag of party mix with pretzels, chocolate, nuts and kettle corn in it, called Frank Is Sweet and Delicious.
Message: 🤦♂️
Message: you're ridiculous. where did you even find that?
Reply: I am on adventure with Bood, before the BBQ this weekend. He told me he needed to stop somewhere called Canadian Tire. That's where Frank lives!
Message: Canadian Tire? You and Bood are shopping at CT right now? I didn't think anyone actually went to the place I've heard called Crappy Tire.
Reply: CRAPPY TIRE?! Who started this rumour? Is hate crime. I will teach them lesson with the fury of my Russian ancestors!
Reply: shared image image of a bag of peanuts in the shell titled Frank Cracks Down on Crime, and features 3 peanuts in a police lineup.
Message: you're so dramatic. it's just a nickname, Ilya.
Message: Did you seriously call it a hate crime just to send me that pic?
Reply: how can I not be dramatic about this? LOOK! Is us after plane almost fell out of the sky!
Reply: shared image image of a bag of sweet and salty kettle corn titled "Frank Pops the Question" with a marshmallow proposing to a salt shaker on the bag.
Message: NOT FUNNY ILYA.
Reply: I am sorry dorogoy, but it is us! Before we became muzh'ya.
Message: still not funny.
Reply: is a little funny. I will make it up to you when I see you later. 😏
Reply: shared image image of gummy peaches labelled "Frank a-peach-iates you" and two gummies holding hands with a flower in their hands.
Message: you are an asshole.
Reply: yes, but I am your asshole, and you love me, so get ready for me to make it up to you, malysh.
Reply: shared image image of a bag of salt and vinegar chips called Frank Puckers Up.
Message: yes you are, and yes I do. me and my glasses will be waiting, moya lyubov.
