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1. LOTR & Chill by StrawberryWhorecake

   Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   28 Jul 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Colin Bridgerton/Penelope Featherington
   • Colin Bridgerton
   • Penelope Featherington
   • Marina Thompson
   • George Crane
   • Phillip Crane
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Horny Penelope Featherington
   • Oblivious Colin Bridgerton
   • Crack
   • Attempt at Humor
   • Don't let the Marina tag scare you
   • She's our friend here
   • Fluff
   • Nerdy Colin Bridgerton
   • The Lord of the Rings References
   • Eventual Smut
   • Penelope is a movie snob
   • Strangers to Friends to Lovers
   • Don't worry
   • he'll figure it out eventually
   • Gandalf's Big Naturals
   • Tolkien as Foreplay

   Summary

   Penelope hasn't always had the best luck with men.

   When a handsome, nerdy stranger insists on coming over to introduce her to The Lord of the Rings, she assumes he has something much less cinematic in mind.

   Because obviously he's not coming over to actually watch the movie.

   ...right?

   Language:

   English

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   Chapters:

   4/4

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