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    Peeta wants to play a little game and pretend he and Katniss barely know each other. When she comes to trade squirrels and he has no money to pay her, WHAT will he have to do to make up for it? (Sex, the answer is sex. It's the classic "Oh no pizza delivery man, I can't pay for that 🫦" scenario but with squirrels)

    I wrote this a few months ago for my friend cow_in_the_sunset's birthday based off of a joke that got way out of hand in the group chat. It's silly nonsense but they love each other and I had fun. Bone apple teeth and happy birthday bestie

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