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Brimstone has created “Valorant Protocol Group Chat”
Brimstone has invited Viper, Sage, Kay/o and 25 others
Brimstone: Welcome to the Valorant protocol chat, I hope for us to use this to communicate better and bond. -Brimstone
Phoenix: Nah bruv this will make it worse for sure
Jett: New group chat hellll yeahhh
Yoru: Is it mandatory to be in a group chat with such idiots?
Jett: T-T
Phoenix: T-T
Brimstone: Yes, it will be good to get to know each other better. -Brimstone
Killjoy: Brimstone you don’t need to sign your name when texting 0:
Jett: holy unc
Phoenix: I second this
Gekko: ooi this is crazyyy heyyy guys
Viper: What is so crazy about this? It hasn’t been 5 minutes.
Raze: ITS ABOUT TO GET CRAZY WHO WANTS TO PARTY
Yoru has left the chat
Killjoy: can someone add him back pls?
Brimstone: How do I add him back? Also, what is “Pls”? -Brimstone
Killjoy: /:
Killjoy: yk I think I’ll ask someone else
Jett: no need to add him back
Phoenix: yeahhh If he doesn’t wanna have fun let him leave
Sage has added Yoru back
Yoru: I don’t want to be here let me leave
Sage: it is mandatory please do not leave
Jett: What mother says is LAW
Phoenix: Yeah mate you gotta stay now
Skye: g’day everyone what’s this all about?
Viper: Brimstone has decided to make a group chat for bonding. Against my wishes of course.
Brimstone: I did not think you would like the idea anyways. You don’t socialise.
-Brimstone
Jett: clocked
Clove: I’m dying
Kay/o: You are immortal, you cannot die.
Clove: T-T
Iso: I believe she meant that metaphorically
Clove: ^
Killjoy: ^
Kay/o: Oh apologies
Neon: Leche! Srry guys the power outage was on me
Yoru: ofc it was
Jett: sybau emo boy
Phoenix: ^
Gekko: ^
Clove: ^
Reyna: Yoru if you wish to try and control such powerful energy, I’ll hook you to a lightning rod while in a thunderstorm
Clove: (°ロ°)
Raze: Go REYNA
Jett: DO ITT
Phoenix: PLS MATE
Brimstone: Please do not threaten people Reyna -Brimstone
Killjoy: Fixing the power now!
Viper: I told you old man.
Vyse: I concur
Astra: I must agree with Viper on this one
Skye: Yeah mate shoulda listened to Viper
Chamber: Oui I agree with ma chérie
Breach: I agree with Viper
Sova: I agree with Viper
Waylay: Viper seems to be winning this
Cypher has changed Vipers name to “I’m always right”
I’m always right: I know.
Raze: LmAo
Phoenix: wait when has Viper been wrong??!!!
Jett: ^
Clove: ^
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Brimstone: Peanuts Bread Protein bars
Jett: Brim????
Phoenix: is that ur shopping list
Brimstone: I thought this was the notes app. -Brimstone
Killjoy: Ive shown u multiple timessss!!!
Fade: Is that what u usually get while shopping?
Cypher: it is indeed what he gets.
Neon: WHYY DO U KNOW THISS????
Cypher: ^-^
Cypher has changed Brimstones name to “Shopping list”
Sage: Why does Cypher have the power to change names?
Shopping list: I did not give him admin. -Brimstone
Vyse: You have known this man for however long and still don’t know?
Shopping list: oh, I see. -Brimstone
Jett: @Cypher can I have the power to change names plsssss
Phoenix: ME TOOO
Cypher: dm me smth I wouldn’t know abt another agent and we will see
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Cypher: that works
Cypher has given Jett permission to change names
Cypher has given Phoenix permission to change names
Jett: YEESSSS
Jett has changed Neon’s name to “Sonic”
Sonic: I AM NOT A BLUE HEDGEHOG
Phoenix has changed Yoru’s name to “Emo boy”
I’m always right: @Shopping list you fix this; I am busy.
Jett has changed Gekko’s name to “Pokémon trainer”
Pokémon trainer: My lil guys approve
Jett: Fuck yeahhh
Sage: Please watch your language.
Jett: SRRYYY I meant *yeahhhhhh*
Sage: Thank you.
Jett has changed Sage's name to "Mother"
Mother: I- What?