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1. Call Me Calamari, 'Cause I'm Fried For You by EvilCashew83008

   Fandoms: Splatoon (Video Games)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/F
   • Work in Progress

   23 Sep 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Agent 3/Agent 8 (Splatoon)
   • Agent 3 & Agent 8 (Splatoon)
   • Marina/Pearl (Splatoon)
   • Agent 3 (Splatoon)
   • Agent 8 (Splatoon)
   • Pearl (Splatoon)
   • Marina (Splatoon)
   • Marie (Splatoon)
   • Callie (Splatoon)
   • Agent 4 (Splatoon)
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • Useless Lesbians
   • Slow Burn
   • Romance
   • Female Agents (Splatoon)
   • Strangers to Friends to Lovers
   • Post-Splatoon 2: Octo Expansion
   • Tags May Change
   • Author uses British quotation marks despite being Canadian
   • I love these stupid cephalopods too miuch
   • That bird that I hate
   • The author uses far too many in-universe puns its not funny
   • Yuri
   • Falling In Love
   • shell
   • Carp
   • Cap'n Cuttlefish is the best character
   • Fluff
   • Self-Denial
   • Denial of Feelings
   • Temporary Amnesia
   • Emotional Hurt/Comfort

   Summary

   Eight is rescued from the Metro by Off The Hook and Agent Three. Moving to Inkopolis, Eight needs a place to stay. Three's place is volunteered. There's just one teeny, tiny, incy-wincy problem.
   Eight is the prettiest girl that Three has ever seen. And Three is... beginning to be unsure that she's straight. Eight is oblivious, at least for now.
   Until she's not.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   34,277

   Chapters:

   6/?

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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