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1. Where The North Wind Blows by Dean-Bangs-Cas-In-The-Impala (Maknatuna)

   Fandoms: Men's Football RPF  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   11 Aug 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Jude Bellingham/Erling Håland
   • Jude Bellingham
   • Erling Håland
   • Harry Kane (Men's Football RPF)
   • Declan Rice
   • Martin Ødegaard
   • Ørjan Nyland
   • Alternate Universe
   • Vikings
   • Anglo-Saxon
   • Top Erling Håland
   • Bottom Jude Bellingham
   • Smut
   • Historical Fantasy
   • awkward moments
   • Humor
   • Your honor I am innocent it's their fault
   • Hurt/Comfort

   Summary

   To prevent another slaughter King Harry and the Viking chieftain agree to exchange prisoners, but as the final captive is returned, Erling makes one unexpected demand: not a nobleman, not a knight, but Jude - a twenty year old servant whose only duty is to carry the king's armour.

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   English

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