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Fluff and BS

Summary:

I got inspired so I wrote a chatfic

Tbh I just wanted to write fluff without having to flesh out a whole story and sensical narrative

You can tell who my favs are by how much fluff I write

Notes:

Everyone's users:

Luka - @lukahespers
Hyuna - @hyuna_aaa
Ivan - @tillpleasemarryme
Till - @tilltheend
Mizi - @mizimizibeam
Sua - @myclematis

I put a lot of thought into their users ><

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Mizi added SuaIvan, and Till

 

Mizi titled this conversation Mitochondria

 

Mizi

hi guys!!

 

Sua

Hello Mizi <33

 

Till

whys this chat titled Mitochondria?

 

Mizi

i dont know

i couldn’t think of an actual name for this gc

 

Ivan

OMGG HI TILL

 

Sua

Here come the stupid gays

Get a room ffs

 

Mizi

sua!!

be nice :<

 

Sua

Ofc, my queen >///<

 

Ivan

Im actually flabbergasted

Sua

How could you say this to your own brother

I bought you food yesterday

 

Sua

It wasn’t even good food

You took me to this mid af cafe with no air conditioning

It smelled like the boys locker room

 

Ivan

Youre never getting food from me ever again

 

Sua

I don't want your dank food

 

Till 

OHH ROASTED

 

Ivan

Bae why would you say that to me

Bae

Bae youre so mean

 

Till

... 

Ivan what

 

Sua

Yeah Ivan, what ಠ_ಠ

 

Mizi

wait thats so cute omg!!

are you two together??

 

Ivan

Mizi weve BEEN together

Trust

 

Mizi

OMG???

TILL WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME

 

Till

...

 

Mizi

till?

 

Till

no comment

 

Ivan

@mizimizibeam can I add somebody?

 

Mizi

oh sure!!

Ivan has added Luka

Ivan

@lukahespers

 

Luka

Oh, Ivan?

Hoii

 

Ivan

Hi Luka

 

Luka

Where is Hyuna 'ㅅ'

Why'd you add me to a group chat without Hyuna?

 

Ivan

Geez, cant live without Hyuna talking to you?

 

Luka

Yes.

Now, where is my wife?

 

Mizi

ivan

ivan

@tillpleasemarryme

is that the student counsel president??

...

did you just add the student counsel president??

 

Sua

Ivan, what the Hell is your user

 

Ivan replying to Mizi "is that the student counsel president??"

Yeah why

 

Ivan replying to Sua "Ivan, what the Hell is your user"

It wont change until Till marries me, and he hasnt married me yet

 

Till

SON

how desperate are you 

Vani we're literally in highschool

 

Ivan

Yeah so?

Luka already acts like he and Hyuna have been married for 10+ years

 

Luka

Speaking of my dearest Hyuna, 

Where is she?

 

Ivan

Chill sonny

@mizimizibeam can I add his girlfriend so he stops being annoying?

 

Mizi

omg ivan!!

you cant speak to the president like that!! ><

but yes of course you can add her <3

 

Ivan

I speak to him like this all the time

Im the vice president for crying out loud

 

Sua

@tillpleasemarryme I can and will leak your texts to the family group chat

So you better hurry up and listen to Mizi

 

Ivan

Ok, yes of course Mizi

I'll be perfectly respectful to our counsel president Luka Hespers

 

Ivan has added Hyuna 

 

Luka

HYUNA <333

DEAREST HII

 

Mizi

oh luka

i really like your last name!!

hespers sounds so nice <3

 

Luka

@hyuna_aaa

HYUNIEE (^o^)

 

Luka replying to Mizi "i really like your last name!!"

Don't get used to it

 

Mizi

hmm?

why not? 

 

Hyuna replying to Luka "HYUNIEE (^o^)"

hey lucy

 

Luka replying to Mizi "why not?"

Because soon, I'm taking Hyuna's last name (/◕ヮ◕)/

I'm already planning the proposal...

 

Till

yo that's wild

 

Hyuna

you need to stop going around telling everyone that, blondie

 

Mizi

AWWW <333

 

Ivan

Till

That could be us

 

Till

be so for real right now

 

Sua

All of you need to get a room.

 

Sua has gone offline