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1. A Very Bad Beginning by Dear_reader10

   Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV)  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M, F/F
   • Complete Work

   31 Aug 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Klaus Baudelaire/Duncan Quagmire
   • Violet Baudelaire/Isadora Quagmire
   • Baudelaire Orphans & Quagmire Triplets
   • Violet Baudelaire
   • Klaus Baudelaire
   • Sunny Baudelaire
   • Duncan Quagmire
   • Isadora Quagmire
   • Count Olaf (A Series of Unfortunate Events)
   • Count Olaf's Associates (A Series of Unfortunate Events)
   • Esmé Squalor
   • Justice Strauss (A Series of Unfortunate Events)
   • How Do I Tag
   • Trauma
   • Grief/Mourning
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence

   Summary

   Before continuing, ask any stable person "Should I read?" and they will tell you to put this down and read something more pleasant instead.  If you wanted a story with a happy ending, you would better off reading something else, for the tale of the Baudelaires and Quagmires is dreadful, melancholy and calamitous a word which here means 'dreadful and melancholy'. There are no happy endings here. Not only that, but there are also no happy beginnings and very few happy middles. My name is Lemony Snicket, and it is my solemn duty to document the sorry lives of these poor children.   
   Or:
   The Baudelaires and Quagmires are both sent to live with Count Olaf.

   Series

   • Part 1 of The Baudelaires and Quagmires

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   18,991

   Chapters:

   7/7

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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