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    Summary

    Ilya Rozanov is 25, a famous actor living in L.A., and bisexual. He is also trying, desperately, to get kidnapped.

    Shane Hollander is 25 and a sports photographer with a secret. The secret is not that he's gay. It's that he's Superman.

    Sveta

    For the last time, no, you cannot third-wheel on another date with me and Rose.

    We’ve been papped like ten times already!

    I say this with love but no one is going to kidnap you, babe.

    Ilya

    SVETA PLEASE HIS FRECKLES I NEED THEM

    Sveta

    … god, ilya

    (Also titled: Ilya Thirsting So Hard He Tries to Get Kidnapped )

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