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tis a day wghere it existed ofc kabioom no way the beatles just randomly appeared in virginia uh oh why the fuh is john lennon holding a tung tung tung sahur plush thing chanting tung tungs name. ringo stared at john lennon liek he was possessed bc he prolly is "why tf r u chanting tung tung tung sahur over and over mate" ringo said bc john was literally rolling on the floor while saying tung tung tung sahur. "erm i yume with tung tung. are yiu a yumehater.." john repleid angriely bc he yumeshipped with tung tung as i just fukign stated. paul just stared bc he didnt know wtf yumeshipping was and thought john was insane bc he watched too much of those sad ai brainrot videos where tung tung bullies tralalero tralala. "wtf is yumeshippign rvo" paul aksed in cuirousity. "u dont wanna know gng" george replied quickly bc he had yumeshipping trauma from ytumeshipping with fucking lightning mcqueen. "but wgat is it" pauil kept alsakinf. "its wgwer u ship urdself with soimethig tahts not real oir soeimon who doesnt know u exist" ringo explaiend. george started crygin from yume trauma and paul js stared at him. "why tf u cryign" george lowk js kept cryig bc i guess so bvro. omg what the fuck another explosion and this woman who lowk looked like she was from the stone age appeared "who tf is tgat" ringo askd and staierd at teh woeman "im virginia" she saiud "gng we dont wanna meet virginia" john said as he startede bakcing away and virginia got really angry. "WDYM U DONT WANNA MEET ME IM GONNA GET RLLY MAD" she said and turned paul into a god damn pupcake from adopt me "vro wtf" pupcake paul said as george just stared at him in concern "yo tf,,," george said as he picked up pupcake paul and backed away from virginia. john started screaming tung tung sahur again "TGUNG TUNG SAHUR SAVE ME PLS" john screanedm, ringo was lowk gnna lose it and he started singing the damn peppa pig theme song as TAILS THE FOX APPEARED FOR ONE SECOND THEN EXPLODED. "what in tge bloody hell is going onnn.." george whispered bc hidden mickey mouses started appearing everywhere bc virginia was actually a scary witch . tung tung tung sahur came down from heaven and standed infront of john. "w-w-w-w-wow,,,tung tung is tgat you" john said in awe. "yezs its me tung tung tung sahur..come with me to heven darlign" tung tung grabbed john and flew up to heaven w him as pupcake paul stared in horror. then out of nowhere lightning mcqueen appeared abd george started cryign agaian. "I YTHOUGHT U LOIVD ME GOERGE" lightnight mcqueen said. "NO PLS I DONT ANYMOEIR BC U ABUSED ME WITH A PENCILLLLL" george cried and started r4unning away beforfe exploding. pupcake paul just watched as tge loiv of his life exploded. "mate fuck this shit im done" pupcake paul said before jumping off of the final destination sky tower (how is it here idk). ringo is legit the only one whos still alive so he just stared at virginia. "mate virginia fuh you y ddi u kill tge others" ring saided. "i didnt kill them gng all i did wa sturn paul into pupcake" virginia coughed and turned to dust. ringo couldnt take it anymore so he just turned into an actual star and exploded the state of virginia and virginia herself. the end
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