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1. How To Make Friends & ALIENate People by Kazgr

   Fandoms: Superman (Movie 2025), Supergirl (Movie 2026), Superman (Comics), Supergirl (Comics)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Gen
   • Complete Work

   25 Jul 2026

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   • Clark Kent & Lois Lane & Kara Zor-El
   • Lois Lane & Kara Zor-El
   • Clark Kent & Kara Zor-El
   • Clark Kent/Lois Lane
   • James "Jimmy" Olsen/Eve Teschmacher
   • Lois Lane
   • Kara Zor-El
   • Clark Kent
   • Cat Grant
   • Eve Teschmacher
   • James "Jimmy" Olsen
   • Barbara Gordon
   • Batfamily Members (DCU)
   • Krypto the Superdog (DCU)
   • Streaky the Supercat (DCU)
   • Crime Fighting
   • Women Being Awesome
   • Female Friendship
   • Superpowers
   • Breaking and Entering
   • Family Dynamics
   • Protective Clark Kent
   • Kara Zor-El Needs a Hug
   • Alcohol
   • Cybercrimes
   • Social Media

   Summary

   Lois is trying to chase the story. Cat is trying to prove her worth. Eve is trying to save face.

   Kara is trying her best.

   Clark just wants someone to text him back.

   'Girl's Night' goes awry.

   Language:

   English

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   20,619

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