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1. The Ontological Accuracy of Pasta by LeakyTar

   Fandoms: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (TV 1981), Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (Radio)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   25 Oct 2026

   Tags

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   • Arthur Dent/Ford Prefect
   • Arthur Dent
   • Ford Prefect
   • Slartibartfast (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)
   • Trillian (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)
   • Zaphod Beeblebrox
   • Romance
   • Romantic Comedy
   • Slow Burn
   • Friends to Lovers
   • Stranded
   • Angst and Fluff and Smut
   • First Time
   • Alien Gender/Sexuality
   • Purring
   • forthur
   • Picnic Dates
   • Kissing
   • Making Out
   • Making Love
   • Ford has gender stuff going on but it's subtle
   • Angst with a Happy Ending
   • Couples Counseling
   • Canon-Typical Banter
   • Literary Digressions
   • Fanart
   • Fanart Welcome

   Summary

   UPDATES: The boys throw a dinner party. Arthur comes to a realization.

   The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy has this to say on the subject of Falling In Love: Don’t.

   A freak linguistics accident strands Ford Prefect and Arthur Dent on Dolgrath, a planet so zarking dull that its primary export is liquified boredom. Starved of his usual vices, Ford may have to resort to desperate measures… like catching feelings for a certain tea-deprived Earthman. But will Ford’s froody lifestyle survive all this domestic faffing about? How many bundles of small black twigs will it take before Arthur quits his day job? And most importantly, what really is the answer to Love, the Universe, and Everything?

   Don’t Panic, for all these questions and more will be answered within these very pages. Dissatisfied readers are welcome to send suggestions, concerns, and threats to the author’s well-being to the Sirius Publishing Corporation Complaints Division, which has recently collapsed into a black hole.

   NOTE: Readers of a more prurient disposition may wish to skip to chapter 10, which has got sexy bits in it.

   Language:

   English

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