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1. Who'd wanna be human anyway? by Sadtimeohnos

   Fandoms: Just Roll With It (Podcast), Just Roll With It: Riptide (Podcast), Just Roll With It - Fandom  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Gen
   • Complete Work

   28 Jul 2026

   Tags

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   • Chip & Jay Ferin & Gillion Tidestrider
   • Chip & Reuben Price
   • Technically platonic but i feel like a little bit of my polypirates love slips into everything i write inevitably yknow
   • Chip (Just Roll With It)
   • Jay Ferin
   • Gillion Tidestrider
   • Reuben Price
   • Other characters mentioned in this but not important
   • Chip-centric (Just Roll With It)
   • Chip Angst (Just Roll With It)
   • Chip Needs a Hug (Just Roll With It)
   • Hybrids
   • Animal Instincts
   • Animal Traits
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Self-Harm
   • Non-Consensual Drug Use
   • Winged Jay Ferin
   • Self-Worth Issues
   • Gillion Tidestrider Has a Tail
   • Also Chip is just a big fucking hypocrite in this one
   • 5+1 Things

   Summary

   5 times Chip pretended to be nothing more than a snake and one time he let himself be a "mutt."

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   English

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