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Centaurs 🥇😈
Wed, 17 March 6:15 AM
Daddy Shane: Who is coming to morning skate?
Papa Roz: hmmm I think I will not.
Daddy Shane: You’re literally right beside me ready to go.
Papa Roz: 😜😜😜
bby Luc: I’ll be there!
Bood👑: Sorry I won’t be there, Milo has the dentist… 😔
Evan💪: ILL BE THERE
Haysy: 👍👍👍👍
Troy😏: I’m coming
YOUNG🍼: haha your ‘coming’
YOUNG🍼: sorry I’ll be there as well.
LaPoint⚡: I have a dentist app 😢😭😫😔
LaPoint⚡: I have a dentist app 😢😭😫😔
Dyk🎣: Pointy we heard you the first time 😭
LaPoint⚡: my teeth hurt ok 😭😭😭
SteadyNet: I can cover comms this morning if Harris is with you, Troy.
Troy😏: He’s literally still asleep on my chest rn.
DroverDoc: Not true. I’m awake. I’m just refusing to move.
YOUNG🍼: gross. love u guys tho.
bby Luc: Josh is making me coffee so I’ll be there early ☕️
LaPoint⚡: ITS TRUE I AM MAKING HIM COFFEE I AM A GOOD BOYFRIEND
Papa Roz: Is good coffee?
LaPoint⚡: Ilya it’s literally instant coffee.
Papa Roz: …so no.
Daddy Shane: Ilya be nice.
Papa Roz: I am ALWAYS nice.
YOUNG🍼: this is a lie.
Haysy: He’s nice to Chiron.
Bood👑: He’s nice to Milo too 🥺
Papa Roz: Milo is small. Must protect.
Dyk🎣: you protect all of us dude
Papa Roz: Da.
HolmSilent: I will be at skate.
HolmSilent: Max is banned from touching the practice nets.
YOUNG🍼: WHAT did I do 😭
HolmSilent: You know what you did.
Dyk🎣: he put the net on the ceiling again
YOUNG🍼: IT WAS FOR TEAM MORALE
Haysy: It did not help morale.
LaPoint⚡: I thought it was funny.
bby Luc: Josh you also thought the fire alarm prank was funny.
LaPoint⚡: IT WAS FUNNY
Papa Roz: No.
Daddy Shane: No.
Bood👑: No.
Dyk🎣: No.
YOUNG🍼: you guys are bullies.
CoachB: Morning, team. Reminder: today’s skate is optional but video review is NOT.
CoachB: Also Max please stop touching things.
YOUNG🍼: 😔
Papa Roz: Is okay Max. You touch heart, not things.
YOUNG🍼: ILY ILY ILY
Daddy Shane: Okay everyone finish breakfast and get moving. Luca, bring your stick this time.
bby Luc: IT WAS ONE TIME
LaPoint⚡: I can carry it for you babe 😌
bby Luc: no
DroverDoc: Troy is still not moving.
Troy😏: I’m comfy.
CoachB: Troy if you’re late again you’re doing laps.
Troy😏: Harris you have to carry me.
DroverDoc: No I don’t.
Papa Roz: I carry you.
Troy😏: NO
Daddy Shane: Ilya put him down.
Troy😏: Ilya is literally carrying me bridal style.
Daddy Shane: Because you LET him.
DroverDoc: Ilya please don’t drop my boyfriend.
Papa Roz: I do not drop. I am strong like… bull? Moose?
Dyk🎣: Moose fits. You have moose energy.
YOUNG🍼: HE REALLY DOES OMG
LaPoint⚡: Moose Rozanov. I fear him.
bby Luc: Ilya is nice 😇
Haysy: Luca he threatened to fight the vending machine yesterday.
bby Luc: It ate his granola bar 😭
Papa Roz: Machine was disrespectful.
Daddy Shane: You tried to punch it.
Papa Roz: …yes.
Bood👑: Milo says good morning and he hopes everyone has a “sparkly day.”
YOUNG🍼: I WOULD DIE FOR HIM
Dyk🎣: same
HolmSilent: Milo may touch the nets. Max may not.
YOUNG🍼: WHY ARE YOU TARGETING ME
HolmSilent: You know why.
LaPoint⚡: Max I support you even when you’re wrong ❤️
bby Luc: He’s wrong a lot.
YOUNG🍼: LUCA WHAT THE HELL
Papa Roz: He is correct.
Daddy Shane: He is VERY correct.
YOUNG🍼: I’m being bullied.
CoachB: Max you are not being bullied. You are being supervised.
YOUNG🍼: 😔😔😔
Dyk🎣: Anyway I’m bringing muffins to the rink.
LaPoint⚡: WHAT KIND
Dyk🎣: blueberry. and chocolate chip. and banana.
bby Luc: I love you Evan.
Haysy: He’s married.
bby Luc: NOT LIKE THAT 😭
LaPoint⚡: I love you too babe.
bby Luc: NOT YOU
LaPoint⚡: 😢
DroverDoc: Okay Troy is finally up.
Troy😏: Ilya dropped me.
Daddy Shane: Ilya did you drop him?
Papa Roz: No. He wiggle like fish.
Dyk🎣: HEY
YOUNG🍼: HAHAHAHAHA
Daddy Shane: Everyone get in the car. We’re leaving in five.
Papa Roz: I drive.
Daddy Shane: No you don’t.
Papa Roz: …da.
Bood👑: Milo says Ilya drives “like a superhero.”
Papa Roz: See. I am good driver.
Daddy Shane: You backed into a snowbank last week.
Papa Roz: Snowbank backed into ME.
YOUNG🍼: THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T LET HIM DRIVE
Dyk🎣: He’s built like a moose but drives like a squirrel.
Haysy: Accurate.
bby Luc: Ilya drove me home once and it was fine 😇
LaPoint⚡: Luca you were asleep the whole time.
bby Luc: oh
DroverDoc: Troy is eating cereal out of a mixing bowl.
Troy😏: We ran out of normal bowls.
Daddy Shane: Because you broke two yesterday.
Troy😏: They jumped out of my hands.
Papa Roz: Bowls were disrespectful.
YOUNG🍼: ILYAAAA STOP BLAMING OBJECTS
HolmSilent: He will not stop.
Dyk🎣: He once blamed a canoe.
Papa Roz: Canoe was crooked.
Haysy: You fell out of it.
Papa Roz: Canoe betrayed me.
Bood👑: Okay Milo wants to know if Chiron is coming to the rink today.
LaPoint⚡: CHIRON CHIRON CHIRON
bby Luc: Chiron is the best boy 🐶
Daddy Shane: He’s already in the car. He stole Ilya’s glove.
Papa Roz: He is criminal.
YOUNG🍼: HE LEARNED FROM YOU
Dyk🎣: Chiron is innocent. You are not.
Papa Roz: I am VERY innocent.
Daddy Shane: No you’re not.
CoachB: Reminder: video review starts at 7 sharp. No excuses.
YOUNG🍼: What if I’m dead.
CoachB: Then be dead in the film room.
LaPoint⚡: HAHAHAHA
bby Luc: Coach 😭
HolmSilent: Reasonable.
Dyk🎣: Okay I’m leaving now. Muffins are in the passenger seat.
Haysy: I’ll meet you at the door.
Bood👑: Milo says save him a chocolate chip one.
Dyk🎣: Done.
Daddy Shane: Okay everyone — helmets, sticks, skates, water bottles. Don’t forget anything.
Papa Roz: I forget nothing.
bby Luc: You forgot your phone yesterday.
Papa Roz: Phone forgot ME.
YOUNG🍼: I’m going to scream.
Daddy Shane: Everyone in the car. Now.