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1. crash and burn, girl, baby, swallow it dry by crystallized_moths

   Fandoms: Men's Football RPF  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   29 Jul 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Jude Bellingham/Erling Håland
   • Jude Bellingham
   • Erling Håland
   • Harry Kane (Men's Football RPF)
   • Declan Rice
   • Bukayo Saka
   • Anthony Gordon
   • Morgan Rogers
   • Nico O'Reilly
   • Fluff
   • Fluff and Crack
   • Texting
   • Morning Sex
   • Non-Penetrative Sex
   • Spit as Lube
   • Attempt at Humor
   • Light Angst
   • jude's just in his head
   • Coming Out
   • a bit forced coming out
   • Play Fighting
   • Alternate Universe - No Girlfriends/No Wives
   • Post FIFA World Cup 2026
   • author is not British
   • author is a larper
   • Author cant tag for shit
   • England National Football Team
   • Oblivious Declan Rice

   Summary

   jude wakes up next to his wonderful lovely partner erling and they decide to have a nice chill day
   until 6 idiots perform the worlds worst break-in and kinda sorta force a coming out that we all saw coming (whos we?? -dec)

   Series

   • Part 8 of judy ⭐ / lyng 🤍

   Language:

   English

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