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1. the long and short distance wooing of one arthur darling by lanwings

   Fandoms: Inception (2010)  

   • Mature
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   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   30 Jul 2026

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   • Arthur/Eames (Inception)
   • Getting Together
   • Post-Canon
   • Phone Sex
   • Pining
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • in my drafts this was called the austen fan arthur fic

   Summary

   “Tea, as you should know, and as I have failed to teach you, is not microwaved. It unevenly heats the mug, cocks up the flavor—it’s science, darling.”

   (In which phone calls run long, tea is rescued from the microwave, and Eames has a very unfortunate name.)

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