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1. I Heard a Shovel is Less Expensive than Therapy by Beachygalvibes

   Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M
   • Work in Progress

   30 Jul 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Annabeth Chase/Percy Jackson(idk tho cus she’s 😵)
   • Batfamily Members (DCU) & Percy Jackson
   • Annabeth Chase (Percy Jackson)
   • Damian Wayne
   • Dick Grayson
   • Tim Drake (DCU)
   • Bruce Wayne
   • Alfred Pennyworth
   • Jason Todd
   • Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD
   • Post-Tartarus (Percy Jackson)
   • Traumatized Percy Jackson
   • Percy Jackson Needs a Hug
   • Percy Jackson Needs Therapy
   • Hurt No Comfort
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • (Kinda) dark percy
   • why won’t the characters stay dead
   • Riordan didn’t traumatize Percy enough so im righting that wrong
   • sry in advance about the grammar
   • Bruce Wayne Tries to Be a Good Parent(he has a long way to go)
   • Jason Todd Needs A Hug
   • Batfamily Identities Are Secret (DCU)
   • Bloodbending (Percy Jackson)
   • Powerful Percy Jackson
   • BAMF Percy Jackson
   • Percy has a great sense of self-deprecating humor
   • the author wrote this instead of sleeping
   • Don’t sue my about the details🤦‍♀️
   • baddie Percy Jackson
   • I suck at tagging
   • sry sally im killing u again
   • At least Percy and Annabeth have each other(oh wait they don’t)
   • Annabeth died in Tartarus
   • The authors mind went off the rails and into the pit with percy
   • torture (A LOT OF IT)
   • I’m praying my momma doesn’t find this💀
   • If u steal this I’m sending Mrs. O Leary after u

   Summary

   When Annabeth died, their shared brain cell died with her. After his ordeal in Tartarus, he felt untethered. Lost in the abyss of his fractured mind, hiding his heart under metal chains and a healthy dose of humor. But when he gets a letter saying Sally’s brother is a billionaire and he can come stay with him, I mean, how could he say no? He has nothing left to lose…right?

    

   I DONT OWN THESE CHARACTERS

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   English

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   3,607

   Chapters:

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